Unseasoned Cabbage

Everyones definition of this is different, but Unseasoned cabbage is when you are not really relatable, or when you don’t know a well-known thing.

“ did you see this tiktok its really funny“
“no? I don’t even get it.“
“ u unseasoned cabbage“

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It’s a very offensive insult that means Milana.

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Unseasoned ass

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Now unseasoned ass is a Mexican named pedro who is my best friend

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When you don't have an accent. AKA Midwestern accent.

Adam: "You have a Midwestern accent."
Jack: "Uhm, excuse you. It's called 'Unseasoned Raw-Chicken' for your information. Get your facts straight."

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When you are a person of culture, but you don't embrace it.

Janita was from india but she didnt know how to make curry, therefore she was an unseasoned chip.

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an incredible instagram page that posts on their story ever 2 minutes (and we will eat it up anyways)

go and like unseasonedwater’s post or kill yourself.

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