unicorn forn horn 

A word I made up on holiday while I was drunk meaning penis

Me: i need a code name for dick
Drunk me: UNICORN FORN HORN

unicorn forn horn by unicornfornhorn March 10, 2021

HORN OF THE UNICORN 

slang for cock

and

a yugioh card

Sergio: Hey mija, u want to polish my HORN OF THE UNICORN? Pull the trigger of my love gun? Ride the lightning? Pet my ant eater? Eat my beef jerkey?

Bitch: Yes!

Sergio: Ok, bend over and take it! Take it!

HORN OF THE UNICORN by SERGIO SANDOVAL October 14, 2011

hornless unicorn

1. A horse 2. Something trying to be more than it is. This is a popular phrase from Upright Citizen's Brigade Season 1 Episode 6 entitled: The Story of the Toad. The eager horse Harry believes that he is a magical hornless unicorn.

"I'm not a horse, I'm a hornless unicorn!"

hornless unicorn by Snarf77 November 1, 2006

two-horned unicorn 

During foreplay when one clips the toenails of the other, shoves the nails up their nose, and uses the resulting juices as lubricant.

She didn't cut her toenails for weeks in order to please her boyfriend, who wanted to ride the two-horned unicorn.

two-horned unicorn by Coach and Bingo December 17, 2009

horny unicorn 

sticking a used condom to a girls fore-head

Give her the horny unicorn

horny unicorn by RyanCock February 22, 2009

hornless unicorn

This is when a girl, out of sheer anger, starts banging her head against a wall. Only, instead of a wall, it is another girl's vagina.

Whoah, Terrence made that girl so mad that she gave the hornless unicorn to everybody in Michigan. I wonder what he did.

hornless unicorn by pozzletoff September 4, 2005