Ulrike

ulrike is a wonderful person. she is very smart and she almost knows everything (that’s what i thought as a child because actually she’s my mom). hey mom, you are so tough and strong and intelligent and it’s impressive how far you’ve come in your life!

i am looking up to you and everything that you’ve achieved!
you are the prettiest and wisest woman i know!

thank you for being you and even though we have a lot of difficult times - i love you with my whole heart and i don’t want anyone else to be my mom but you <3

i love you!!

who’s that strong and independent woman? that’s ulrike, my beautiful and strong mother

by the stranger you will recogniz November 23, 2024

Dirty Ulrik

When she's taking a shit, and you push it back in the ass with your penis; not allowing her to finish her big dump. No shit - no mercy.

I was in the middle of taking a shit, when my boyfriend suddenly inserted his wiener, pushing my turd back in the cave. He pulled a dirty Ulrik.

by Leetgamer1234567 May 3, 2024

ulrik kjær

He is the one and only true wizard left in the world. His purpose here on earth is to learn all the foolish people to be just a little more like him.

Who's that awesome dude with that freaky hat?

Oh Thats just Ulrik Kjær... his a little weird..

by Im here November 20, 2018