Definitions by S_M_A

Natarsha 

A truly exceptional, beautiful and sensual woman. An far higher grade than any common "Natasha". Very rare and elusive, the Natarsha likes her beer and loves a good time. Definately one for keeps.

Frank: I just got me a brand-spanking new 2001 model "Natasha"

Bob: Well, tough shit mate, I just got me a 2001 model "Natarsha"

Frank: Shit head!

Natarsha by S_M_A January 23, 2009

Ulrika 

To pull one out of the bag. To defy all odds and perform the impossible. Just as the mother of 4, Ulrika Jonsson did when she won Celebrity Big Brother 2009 (UK) when really it should have been Vern who won!

Frank: Wow! I've just got three numbers on the lotta and won a tenner!!!

Bob: Well done mate, you've just pulled an Ulrika

Ulrika by S_M_A January 23, 2009

confused.com 

A state of being completely dumbfounded where all sense of logic escapes you. To further emphasise this utopian state, you must be sound like a complete twat on television marketing scheme.

Frank: What is this thing called Women? Does it come on XBox 360?

Bob: No Frank, you tit!

Frank: I'm confused.com... and a complete prick to boot.

Director: CUT!

Frank: Right, where's my 20 pence?

confused.com by S_M_A January 23, 2009