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I Heard You Using the Microwave

This means that somebody was too loud during sex the night before.

'Microwave' refers to the coitus that was had.
Justine: Good morning, guys! How did you sleep?
Carla: Not very well.
Justine: why?
Carla: I heard you using the microwave last night..
Justine: Oh dear..

'You're just jealous because you heard HER using the microwave but you can't handle that heat!'
by #THE_QUEEN November 17, 2016
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why am i using urban dictionary?

Either you don't own an actual dictionary or your looking for funny definitions like this
why am i using urban dictionary? Oh yeah, I'm not allowed in the bookstore after I hit that guy so I don't have any books
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Hey there! i am using whatsapp

The status message of someone who isn't using whatsapp
Hey there! i am using whatsapp
No you're not otherwise, you would have changed the default status message
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using

To do any form of narcotic, as in marijuana, crack, PCP, LSD, etc. The heat use this term when questioning a suspected drug user.
Cop: Hey kid are you using?
Kid: No officer, never.
by jared r July 14, 2004
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im using my rose toy

hi
im using my rose toy
by hugewetvaajayna October 20, 2023
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upping

1. To press the up button.
2. To go up.
3. To give a thumbs up.
4. a very sexual term, usually inappropriate.
(1, 2, 3)
Adrianna: "Don't forget to up this definition!"

(4)
Adrianna: "Wanna go upping with the guys tonight?"
Macy: "Uh, I've never upped before..."
Adrianna: "It's alright, I'll show you."

Macy: "Okay!"
by two_whacked-chicks(: December 27, 2009
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he is using you

1. He is not interested in getting to know you and does not appear to want to waste any time talking to you.
2. He does not make significant effort to please you.
3. He does not show genuine concern for your feelings, goals, ideas, family, friends, etc, etc, etc.
4. He is not affectionate, sensitive, or deep.
5. He is not texting, emailing, or calling you.
6. He seems to expect you to meet his needs first, but does not show any real interest in meeting yours.
7. He curses at you, tries to control you, and take you down a notch when you do not meet his needs, first.
8. He doesn't ever seem to conistently compliment you on anything besides your beauty, body or something that pertains to your sexiness. You rarely (if ever) hear him complimenting you on your personality, your intelligence, your talents, your ideas, your accomplishments, the creative things you make.
9. He talks about sex waaaaay too much to be respectful of your wish to remain pure.
10. He has proven to be none of the things he says he is.
"He is using you."
by are you with him? May 5, 2013
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