U mad brah?

Asking someone if there mad. Usally used after someone posts a serious thread about something. Pioneered in the teen misc section on body building forums.com. See example.

OP: today I broke my foot and now I can't squat for a month. Additionally someone stole my cellphone and ran up the bill.
Poster: u mad brah?!

by Starboardrwr223 August 26, 2009

u mad or nah

when some body is mad and rub it in their face by sying :u mad or nah ?

if somebody is mad because you are are doing better or if you are tight! the u say : u mad or nah?!

by kay dollaz April 23, 2014

u mad bro?

You use the sentence when someone is mad

what? u mad bro? answer me now, cunt.

by Levi Wood January 27, 2022

u mad bro?

A phrase used by unfunny unoriginal douche bags who can't think of a decent comeback in an argument.

Arguer: -Insert witty comeback that would cause an audience to go "OHHHHHHH!!!!"-
Unoriginal Douchebag: lol u mad bro?
Arguer: "FFFFFF-"

by johnny cade the fourth December 27, 2011

R u mad?

A questioning joke that one person nerviously asks another. The nervousness stems from the fact that the person asking the question is not sure whether the person to whom the question was addressed is really mad or not.

Usually responded to with:
Yes=Trouble
No=Time to utter a funny banter

Lauren: R u mad?
Ben: no
Lauren: R u sure?
Ben: yes, now quit talking to me damnit!

by Ben Keown July 14, 2005

u mad bro

Three words often used on the massive multiplayer game called "RuneScape". A term used by many players also known as "Trolls" when they have nothing else better to say back to someone.

I k3vz I: FFS John just got specced out
Nizmo30: lol u mad bro

by I Kevin October 25, 2010

u mad hoe knotless

A conversation between a hair stylist and another lady that ended up as a funny meme💅🏾

Girl: "How much for knee length, medium?"

Me: "$80 hair provided"

Girl: "i got 30."

Me: 30 what

Girl: "$, knotless."

Me: "umm.. i dont do knotless and if i did they wouldn't be $30."

Girl: "well i want knotless."

Me: "okay i dont do knotless. I can refer you to somebody."

Girl: "stop playing on my phone. Are you doing my hair or not."

Me: "okay clearly we aren't on the same page here... I do NOT do knotless, would you like for me to refer you to somebody??"

Girl: "who are you talking to? Very unprofessional smh this what i get for trying to support black people."

Me: "uh okay."

Girl: "well i want knotless. Knotless please.

Me: "I DONT DO NO MUTHAFUKIN KNOTLESS YOU FINNA GET BLOCKED."

Girl: "U mad hoe Knotless"

by Alise the alien July 26, 2021