typewriter

the longest word that can be typed using only the top keys

typewriter- is that a COINCIDENCE?

by letusbeus December 6, 2006

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Scottish Typewriter

A sexual act in which the male dips his hairy nuts into a jar of ink. After his nutsack is darkened with ink, he proceeds to smack them against a woman's breasts, attempting to form letters and perhaps even words.

Susan: Hey Tracy, what's that you've got on your chest? That looks like a pretty big bruise!

Tracy: Not quite, Mike got me with the Scottish Typewriter last night.

by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 26, 2009

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typewriter golf

A type of golf employed by most bad golfers, consists mainly of "hunting" for your ball for 10 minutes and then "pecking" it 20 yards forward.

steve: "man its really taking jim a long time to get up here to the green."

bob: "yeah he plays typewriter golf."

by newstylee April 30, 2008

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invisible typewriter

when someone is under the influence of cocaine or methamphetamine and cannot control his/her hands in such a way that it looks as if they are typing on an invisible typewriter.

Me: "hey loudog, look at dj, he's being all wiggles"
Loudog: "fuck his life. he's doing the invisible typewriter on his 32."

by mearepirate October 5, 2009

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typewritering

when you pin someone down and pretend to type on their chest, you then slap them at the end of every line, like when using a typewriter.

Dude, you see that NERD let's typewriter his asss

What did you get suspended for?
Typewritering some NERD.
Bummer.

by helooaliiix June 18, 2009

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typewriter

A device with a keyboard that makes slapping sounds when you try to use it to connect to the internet.

Typical usage by a teenager:

www.myspace.com
www.myspace.com
www.myspace.com
www.myspace.com

Jesus - this fucking piece of shit typewriter doesn't have wireless.

by Joshua James October 12, 2006

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