Dick Twisty to 1080 Biggie Smalls Ball Grab 

The most dangerous skateboard trick ever conceived. First done by Bob Burnquist at the 2011 California Butt Jam. The trick proved so difficult that the pure centripetal force involved fractured six ribs and dispelled enough heated kinetic energy to scorch local fields and vegetation. Under no circumstance should this trick ever be attempted. If recreated, God herself will shed a tear.

“Hey Josh you ever end up getting that date with Mindy for Friday night?”

“A date with Mindy ANY night is about as possible as a Dick Twisty to 1080 Biggie Smalls Ball Grab, Drake!”

Dick Twisty to 1080 Biggie Smalls Ball Grab by IgnorantMedia January 9, 2022

I told you to have the twist, the cock's dead.

"Telling other to suck dick and then fuck off" but translated from Cantonese to English.

@everyone I told you to have the twist, the cock's dead.

I told you to have the twist, the cock's dead. by Hj7p-eg August 19, 2018

Stink Twisty 

Dog treat. Commonly made from pork skin.

I noticed Rover has been having trouble pooping. I gave her a stink twisty about three days ago, but then like, an hour later she ate the whole bag.

...I was a bad dog owner. I don't buy stink twisties anymore.

Stink Twisty by June Monsoon October 28, 2018

Arm Twist Syndrome 

A syndrome a child suffers due to parents using the child to manipulate and / or arm twist the other parent into adhering to certain obvious manipulative requests. Requests such as inflated child support which is not actually used to support the child in it's entirety, last minute schedule change for self-serving purposes, rules limiting the possibility of a new significant other to add family value and balance to sed child's life. Situations include and are not limited to "claiming" to have a significant other who takes highly unusual interest in a step fatherly / step motherly roll - with the ultimate goal of creating jealousy and envy where the father / mother will respond with a desire to cock block / muff block the new predator.

Doug: you're not taking our daughter to Daniele's house for dinner. Our daughter can wait to eat until I pick her up @ 8. I don't want our daughter thinking he's her father by being a guest at his house for dinner. If you go against my wishes I will keep you from seeing your daughter and I will go over there and whoop his ass right in front of our daughter. (Arm twist and cock block)

Linda: fine asshole! Then you can't take our daughter around Janice. She'll hurt our daughter anyway by leaving you. (Reverse arm twist / muff block)

*Both happy with outcome; however, child has arm twist syndrome

Arm twist syndrome

Arm Twist Syndrome by dan newyorkmets booyah April 8, 2010

Twirty-Something 

A woman who has passed the lower numbers of the Twirty age range but is still continuously mistaken for a whole lot younger.

Even though we twirty-somethings felt out-of-place at the kegger, we were still getting hit on so hard we had bruises.

Twirty-Something by AJ June 25, 2004

Twist and Shout 

A combination of utter beauty and the burning pain of a thousand suns, wrapped into a single fanfiction. Readers have, on many occasions, wished death upon themselves for reading it, death upon others for writing it, and commonly use the phrase "Twist and rip my fucking heart out." Additionally, due to the previously mentioned pain of the narrative, readers, after finishing this emotional hell, have severe emotional reactions to seemingly harmless phrases. For example, "I can dig Elvis," "See you then," and even the three little words, "I love you," bring on a wave of uncontrollable pain. Those who have read it share common masochism, inability to listen to the music of Elvis Presley, and fear of beaches.

Person 1: "Wow, I'm kind of concerned. I thought it would be fun to take a family trip to the beach, but she just had this breakdown once she saw the water."""

Person 2: "I know. I talked to her a little bit ago, but I could hardly understand her. Something about Twist and Shout?"

Twist and Shout by ICanDigElvis July 30, 2014

twistysflowers 

one of the coolest people with a lot of swag 😎 who also over uses the sheep emoji 🐑

twistysflowers is so swaggy, you should definitely follow her !

twistysflowers by chrissypoo March 30, 2021