Twilight

A book which is part of a series so horrible it could kill chuck norris.

Twilight Fan: Omgomg twilight rox!!! -starts reading it outloud-

Chuck Norris: aiiiii i'm dying! what the fuck is this bullshit?!!!

by linesoncars September 6, 2009

Twilight

The first in a series of four books that are written horribly, are extremley repetitive in terms of adjectives and contains vampires that sparkle in the sun. About 45% of the pages in all 4 books combined are spent describing Edward Cullens 'cold, hard skin' and his "smoldering eyes". oh, and how his 'cold hard skin' *sparkles* in the sunlight. Did i mention its also extremley repetitive?

The main character is Bella Swan who is a stupid whore who depends totally on her trophy boyfriend to protect her from other vampires who want to do everyone a favour and kill her. (which is a shame they dont because shes so annoying)

Random Person: I read the first chapter of Twilight and lost approximatley 20% of my brain cells. The effects were especially noticable in todays math class

by SOME RETARD March 23, 2009

Twilight

A book that make's me want to kill myself.

"Hey, Alice! Do you want to read my Twilight book?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????????"

-shoots myself.-

by ajjfdsdhusdf December 31, 2009

Twilight

The story where a mentally handicapped girl must choose between bestiality or necrophilia.

What Twilight is really about.

by Metsys February 21, 2010

Twilight

The most overrated movie in the history of film.

Fangirl: OMG TWILIGHT IS THE BEST MOVIE LIKE EVER
A cool person: Stfu desperate girl.

by Someguy002 July 27, 2009

Twilight

"Absolute trash, so obviously a worldwide hit."

"That book is a cringe-worthy testament to teenage hormonal fabrication."

-- quotes from Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony (the fifth book in a series truly worthy of reading) that perfectly defines Twilight.

Analogy:

Chocolate is to delectable as Twilight is to rubbish.

by Kalanikamori August 17, 2009

Twilight

A horribly overrated book and movie series, beloved by teenyboppers, tweens and teenage girls, but hated by people who knows what a real vampire is. Vampires are not supposed to be cuddly teen idols, they are supposed to be terrifying bloodthirsty monsters.

Stephanie Meyer, Robert Pattinson, and Twilight all suck.

by WPH15 August 1, 2009