Twat Swatter 

A girl who prevents her friend or friends from getting laid; the female version of a cock block

caitlin is a major twat swatter tonight

Twat Swatter by Thaddeus buttshaft July 16, 2011

twat swatter 

Female version of a cock blocker, as coined by Dean Cook.

Cindy: "Hey, did you hook up with that hot guy from the bar last night?"

Suzie: "No! Lisa's bitch-ass blocked me. She's such a twat swatter!"

twat swatter by shellyblack May 18, 2009

Twat Swatter 

A woman who stops another woman from getting laid.

woman is talking to man, going to get laid.
womans friend tells her friend not to give AIDS to man, man walks away.womans friend is a Twat Swatter.

Twat Swatter by lucky biych September 13, 2009

Twat Swatter 

used to describe someone who will do all they can to prevent a woman from hooking up with a man.

Jill is such a "Twat Swatter". I would have hooked up with a dude if she didn't hand me a tampon right in front of him.

Twat Swatter by black bill bob May 21, 2009

Twat Swatter 

A girl version of a cock blocker.

Somebody who will not let you get laid.

A very ignorant girl who blocks the penis from your vagina by saying things you can not bounce back from.

"Dude, Jenny is such a twat swatter. She totally ruined my game."

"Excuse me, when did you become such a Twat Swatter. I almost had him in the sack"

"Last week, Me and Carmen were at the club and i was totally throwing out my game and Carmen just skips on over and says, Hey Krystal, How are your aids? She's such a Twat Swatter"

Twat Swatter by That'll Happen May 21, 2009

TWAT SWATTER 

WHEN ONE GIRL KEEPS ANOTHER GIRL FROM GETTING LAID. VERY SIMILAR TO COCK BLOCKING BUT WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX.

GIRL 1:SO WHATS YOUR SIGN?
FRANK:GEMINI.WHATS YOURS?
FAT FRIEND:(INTERUPTS)YOU SHOULDNT BE TALKING TO THIS GUY .YOU HARDLY KNOW HIM
GIRL 1:QUIT BEING A TWAT SWATTER

TWAT SWATTER by FRANKYJGARDENGROVE696969 December 5, 2010

Twat Swatter 

1. A guy who refrains from doing masculine activities.
2. Member of a group of male friends who chooses to hang out with a girl rather than the guys.

Hey man do you want to come to the Lake with us this weekend?" "No, I am going to stay home with Jackie and do arts and crafts." "So is Ethan coming with us to the lake?" "No, he is being a Twat Swatter.

Twat Swatter by little jimmy dickens April 29, 2011