Turkeypants

Either an overweight person, or an extremely obese lummox.

Man, that Zeke is a real turkeypants.

by Brian P. January 10, 2006

turkeyass

An insult, generally good natured, but stern. Often used as a verb in addition to other terms.

example a. What's up with THAT, turkeyass?

example b. That fool was a straight turkeyassed monkeyfucker!

by cretino July 19, 2006

turkman

Turkman is race that live in the middle east (north Iraq, Iran, and in south Russia) the ones from north Iraq they are originally Kurdish, who was working for the Turkish that occupied Iraq in the early 1900's. Their higher points they have great food and very kind people, oh and their dialect is some-what different then Turkish.

turkman lives in kurdistan of iraq in kirkuk and around it and few in erbil and mousl

by araz March 25, 2008

turkeycalling

while performing cunnilingus move the tip of your tongue up and down fast on the tip of the clitoris and make a high pitched sound. It will either sound like a turkey call or an indian on the war path.

The rapid tongue movement and the high pitched vibration will make your woman kick you in the back of the head.... with "both" heels.

Performing this act without making the sound is not turkey calling, its cunnilingus

She was fine until I started turkeycalling her and she kicked me in the back of the head......with both heels.

I told the neighbors that I had lost my turkey

by kokonut September 1, 2009

turkeybasted

similar to lambasted but this must be performed by a cripple... completly torn apart by a cripple

dude even thou that guy only has one leg he comlpetly turkeybasted you

by D-hizzle f-o s-hizzle July 1, 2003

Turkeystanding

Turkeystanding: A word for the many misunderstandings one experiences in conversation immediately following the consumption of the traditional Thanksgiving Dinner!

Our after Thanksgiving Dinner conversation was inundated with turkeystandings of every sort. None of us could figure out what the others were talking about!

by Patty D. December 26, 2007

tuckerman

milky bean

Oh jeez, this bean has milk in it, its a tuckerman , a milky bean tuckerman .

by Sp00kster May 15, 2015