Turkeyism

Basically racism but for turkeys, acts of turkeyism is eating turkeys

John "What did you do for Thanksgiving?" Dan "I ate some turkey as every year" John "you are a turkeyism"

by Kool kid aka B3nluke October 20, 2021

turkeyneck

when you pull the penis over your hand and cover the head as to simulate the neck of a dead turkey, like you might purchase in a grocery store

Kyle whipped out his turkeyneck at the drunken social

by Shaggy Slam October 31, 2006

turkeybendalar

A good example of the turkeybendalar.
This is how you can trick your friends and relatives.
Ask someone if they would like to see a turkeybendalar.
When they say yes just take there wrist and twist it behind
there back and up. Behold the turkey bending.
Similar actions would be wedgie or snuggy.

I showed my brother the turkeybendalar and he was not pleased.

by cruger- October 30, 2007

turkeytimeya

turkeytimeya making me act up so mother fucking hot istg 😩😩

turkeytimeya What a hot bitch

by Milf<33 May 26, 2021

turkeyneck

the stretchy piece of skin below the shaft of the penis and above the scrotum

"when it's hot outside i can tie my turkeyneck around my waist!"

by penatreytion October 20, 2008

Turkeyneck

1. A turkey's neck

2. One who says:
a) "Hi guys, how ya doin'"
b) "Not too bad - how 'bout yourself"
c) *TK* "Oooooo..... Was that you???"
d) "Uuuuuugh - I hit the huuulk"

Me: "Hi Bruce - how are you?"
Turkeyneck: "Not too bad - how 'bout yourself"
Me: "err... yeah, fine"
Turkeyneck: *TK* "Oooooo..... Was that you???"
Me: "Yes Bruce, for the 23rd time today"
Turkeyneck : "Uuuuuugh - I hit the huuulk"
Me: "....Indeedy"

by Glen-Mens May 14, 2006

turkeytits

A stem from bitchtits, but with turkeytits, the boy in question smells as well. but really bad.

Yo, andrew, you got some turkeytits, now come over and play poker so we can steal your money, bitch.

by zachariah rappa September 25, 2005