turdnarded

adj. A concatenation of the word retarded and two other words used to indicated the level of stupidity a person might achieve, turd and nard.

adj. To be dumber than both shit and balls.

When jimbob rolled his tractor over in the mud, that was pretty retarded. But then he tried to blame it on Hurricane Katrina... when he lives in South Dakota. Now that's turdnarded.

by toaddodger May 13, 2006

torNader

A violent whirlwind dat's unsafe at any speed.

We're gonna have a real torNader in Washington if we start allowing da Chevy Corvair to be manufactured again.

by QuacksO March 16, 2021

turdnerf

covering a nerf pellet or foam bullet in human excrement.

JESUS CHRIST, THEY'RE FIRING TURDNERFS AT US

by wazzah March 29, 2021

Turdnado

A circulating shower of shit usually found in Lake.

People were worried when the Turdnado hit, then they realised is was just a shower of shit.

by MrPookay November 11, 2022

Kansas Tornader

A sexual position where the male spins the female around on a bed and licks their clitoris. After that the make inserts into the female's ass and spins around until climax.

Jace: I just gave my girlfriend a Kansas Tornader
William: try not to have an assbaby

by Goddamnit James June 1, 2018