What in tarnation

When your an old country folk and is confused

Billy ray Cyrus: HANNAH! What in tarnation IS RICO DOING WITH THAT CUCUMBER???

by Nooooouuuuu February 25, 2017

tarnations

Another word for hell also see Heck. Mainly used in the southern part of the United States in the late 19th to early to mid 20th centuries.

1. What in tarnations is going on here?
2. What in tarnations are you doing to that cow Billy Bob?
3. Where in tarnations did I put my corncob buttplug?

by Kenny August 22, 2003

wot n tarnation

Term relating to rednecks

Rednecks express their disbelief with this

*she's more kinky than you thought*
"wot n tarnation"

by MoistSock March 2, 2017

Torcation

(n) From a kid's point of view, a vacation where you do things that your parents think are educational and fun, but you think and really torture.

Torcation is vacation where you tour museums, walk from historical landmark to historical landmark in sweltering summer heat, eating weird food in far away lands, etc.

by phatmanparker August 19, 2009

Tiredation

A state resembling retardation of normal brain functions brought on by extreme fatigue and/or exhaustion.

"Hey, what's wrong? You seem a bit out of it." "Tiredation, man. I've been up since 4 AM yesterday, and I spent all of today hauling furniture around."

by Maryxus September 3, 2007

Tardition

A tradition that is utterly stupid or defies logic. No one's sure why it's still in effect.

"So wait, why aren't you going to be at the party on Saturday?"
"First Saturday of every month my family gets drunk, plays cards and yells at each other. It's a little tardition we have"
"...lame."

by theWeeds January 27, 2008

Turdilation

A condition of the anus. Turdilation occurs after snapping a deuce so big that the size of it and brute force of it leaving the sphincter results in a dilated rectal orifice. Dilation size and period of time of dilation will vary depending on size of the loaf. In time, the bunghole will snap back shut. Post dump anal leakage may occur while dilated.

Harvey was so constipated from eating excessive amounts of cheese that he hadn't shit in 8 days. He finally was able to cut a turd but it was so big and compacted that he suffered Turdilation after dropping it in the stool. He was 3 cm dilated for about 30 minutes afterward.

by Eaton Holgoode June 17, 2009