by VerlinHays December 23, 2016
Someone who steals your time with a load of crap. A person who's lies are so long winded and obvious they stink. An ex lover or romantic interest who repeatedly told lies.
She's a turd burglar. I don't know why I listened to her?
by MudJones November 26, 2013
When you finish shitting and go to wash your hands, and then turn back around to flush, only to find that your turd has been stolen, leaving only skids and turd covered fingerprints
by J Bag/ Dirty Jamo February 25, 2020
"Did you see that nob end who just stole that street musicians coin jar? What a major turd burglar."
by yeuo0oy October 16, 2018
Someone who cleans port-a-potty's and/or septics for a living..
Also a portable container used to empty the septic holder of trailers/rv's when bringing them to a waste disposal location isn't possible..
Also a portable container used to empty the septic holder of trailers/rv's when bringing them to a waste disposal location isn't possible..
Our rv broke down before we could empty the waste tank and we had to bring in a turd burglar as the stench was getting pretty rank in the summer heat.
by Urban English honor student April 03, 2018
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1.Trass burgled some turds last night to light them in paper bag just for the amusement of watching someone step in
2.Ej is a turd burglar, look he has some poo on his hands
2.Ej is a turd burglar, look he has some poo on his hands
by turd-burglar March 18, 2010