Magikarpal tunnel

Pain and/or weakness in the hands and wrists caused by prolonged playing of Pokémon.

Gary: "Dude, is that an old-school Game Boy? What are you playing?"
Ash: "Pokémon Red."
Gary: "Awesome!"
Ash: "Yeah, except Magikarpal tunnel set in an hour ago, and my hands are killing me."

by Salmoon and Clownboat November 30, 2010

Waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel

The sexual act, when performed with a woman of generous genital proportions. Or a man of diminutive proportions. Or both.

She was so loose I thought I'd have to strap a board across my arse to stop myself falling in. It was like waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel.

by Kojak October 28, 2003

The Tunnel Snakes

Tunnel Snakes Rule! We're The Tunnel Snakes!

Tunnel Snakes Rule! We're The Tunnel Snakes. That's us and we rule!

by MsLi December 12, 2010

stink tunnel

(n) a woman's sweaty butthole after a nice long jog.

That girl is so hot I want to suck on her stink tunnel.

by WKid May 21, 2006

Tunnel Funnel

The act of inserting a funnel into ones anus, whilst shitting through it into another persons mouth, straining the nutrients and waterier contents of the shit. Variations may involve the addition of a liquid such as urine for easier consumption.

Person 1: Fuck dude, I'm feeling so queazy right now, I think my shitters gonna blow.
Person 2: Well don't just waste it in your undies dude, want to do a Tunnel Funnel?
Person 1: I'm down for a good old Tunnel Funnel. Thanks man, your the best older brother ever.

by ErectEnigma July 27, 2020

Truffle Tunnel

The anus; rectum

The man bent over and spread his cheeks, for his wife to peg his Truffle Tunnel.

by FrozenCumNugget April 27, 2015

Beerpal-tunnel syndrome

a medical condition that affects your dominant drinking arm

He's drinking with his left hand because his right arm has beerpal-tunnel syndrome

by jonesberger October 8, 2018