Trumpkin

A rural uneducated and unsophisticated Trump supporter from the countryside.

Trumpkin is a portmanteau, Trump+Bumpkin=Trumpkin

Wow look at all the Trumpkins at the rally.

by pablo64 December 7, 2018

trumpkin

giving a
blumpkin to Donald Trump

Yo did you see that bitch on the Apprentice? The only reason she got that far was because she was giving Donald Trumpkins every night

by Edwin Gaffney February 2, 2006

trumpkin

getting a blumkin (blowjob while taking a shit) while wearing trump appearral.

My night was so amazing because I got a trumpkin.

by donald69er November 14, 2016

trumpkin

To receive a blumpkin (The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump) whilst wearing a blonde wig. It is important to note that one must also deny that the said act ever occurred, and call it "fake news".

J.J: "Hey Rob, I heard Chyna gave you a trumpkin the other day, did you buy your blonde wig on amazon?"
Rob: "What are you talking about? That never even happened dude! That shit is fake news"
J.J: "Well i got my blonde wig a couple weeks ago on amazon during a flash sale"
Rob: "WTF BRO! I thought you were my friend, I saw a picture on Chynas phone of you on the toilet wearing a blonde wig.....she took a belfie (blowjob selfie)!!!!"
J.J: "Nah nah son, that shit didn't happen, fake news must have photoshopped a photo and planted it on her phone!"

by d$-&-Saladd July 11, 2017

Trumpkin

A die-hard Donald Trump supporter that would be willing to give Donald Trump a blumpkin.

Everytime Donald Trump talks about deporting a Mexican I want to give him a blumpkin, I'm such a Trumpkin.

by R.Barkley January 16, 2016

Trumpkin

The act of sexually pleasuring a band member with the bell of ones trumpet.

I gave that kid a trumpkin after we played Stars and Stripes, it was so patriotic.

by miniburbs April 11, 2010

trumpkin

gettin a blowjob from DONALD TRUMP while takin a shit. Once u ejaculate in his mouth, or even worse, pull an angry dragon, that pud says "ya fired".

origin: blumpkin variations: kumpkin

donald trump cant give tht bitch, amorosa, trumpkin cuz her dick's to damn big

by cawlahmahtee/bambee May 28, 2009