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trumpence

The return on investment of a con, bribe, theft or fraud. This could include the direct financial benefit of a scam or plot, but also can be used to represent the emotional boost a narcissist or sociopath gets from feeling superior to those they have manipulated and tricked.
You should always make sure the target of your scam isn't overly intelligent, then you can play on their fears to maximize your potential trumpence.”
by TheLastDragon July 15, 2016
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TrumPenceageddon

The combined efforts of two amazingly incompetent buffoons in the context of COVID-19 mismanagement compared to alternative global efforts; unbelievably poor decision making capacity which will cost many lives, billions of dollars and an undetermined time for economic recovery.
Hey, the world MUST be close to ending...TrumPenceageddon shows up on the news with a 'special report...it's ALL GOOD' Make sure your ass is OPEN WIDE to accept a fer-REAL load of untruth...
by YAWA March 15, 2020
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Trumpence

The slow feeling of regret after realization that a decision was a huge mistake.
I am feeling a bit of Trumpence after eating that last burrito. It probably was not a wise decision.

I am afraid that I would start to feel Trumpence if I dated Sally. She has had 15 boyfriends in the last month.
by Jimmi Bean July 15, 2016
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trumpence

The amount of return on investment on a con job.
I knew it was too good to be true, but I thought it was worth trumpence.
by dakdawg July 15, 2016
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Trumppence

noun - trump·pence \(ˌ)t-rhum-ˈpən(t)s\

1. the joining of 2 large, mid-life white males, with a tendency to foment hatred, and alienate those who are not like them

2. a slang term for Smegma, that originates from men of privilege

3. the punishment that a country deserves to receive, if they throw away their vote & allow 2 gas bags to wreak havoc upon the world
1. "This country is headed for a Trumppence of biblical proportions."

Mayor: What do you mean, "Trumppence"?

"What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff. "
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2. "Gross! You got your Trumppence all over me!!"
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3. "We brought this upon ourselves for not voting. This is our Trumppence..."
by HMSCaptainBlood July 14, 2016
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Trumpence

The punishment or fate a society deserves to receive.
The American people received their trumpence when they decided hate and ignorance was more affective and important than love and understanding.
by Stehako July 15, 2016
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trumppence2020

VOTE IN PERSON! TRUMPPENCE2020
by VeuIla October 26, 2020
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