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Trump Tower Golden Shower

A special service, offered only in the Penthouse of Trump Tower, wherein the high rolling V.I.P. can be pissed on, all night long, by gorgeous Russian prostitutes who have special visas allowing them to be here just for this.
The fee for a Trump Tower Golden Shower is a mere 100 K, about the same as a single tryst with any of the famous centerfolds.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019
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trump tower reach around

It is the act of servicing an old white rich man while on your knees. As you are servicing him he reaches around you to steal the wallet out of your back pocket
I was so blinded by the man I did not realize I was partaking in a Trump Tower reach around
by Crankjob February 4, 2017
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Turkey Trot Trump Towers

The two Trump Towers located in Istanbul that are deeply symbolic of the powerful gravitational pull of Trump to money, all over the world, to feed his megalomaniacal lifestyle and the bottomless materialistic pit that is his sense of self-worth.
Dancing to the familiar music of rivers of continuously flowing big-ass money, the Real Estate Tycoon in Chief added the Turkey Trot Trump Towers (yes, two!) into his gilded collection of income properties, thanks to his “very good friend who gets very high marks,” President Erdogan who brokered this sweet deal back in 2012!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 14, 2019
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Trump Tower Cheeto Flower

In the trump tower, you can by fresh daisies. They only started dying.. what, 37 years ago! They cost $100,000, due to the fact Trump touched the flowers, and his Cheeto Dust, Spray Tan, and Orange Peel landed all over it.
I'm gonna go get a Trump Tower Cheeto Flower for my ex.
by TrumpIsATramp November 28, 2020
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Trump Towers

1)A homeless encampment or shantytown. With or without permanent structures. A place where unhoused people reside or congregate.
2)an apartment complex which is privately and operated by slumlords.
Hey did you guys see Trump towers pop up under the underpass last week.
by Highly fishy September 19, 2025
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Trump Tower

The act of laying on your back and having a prostitute defecate in your mouth while you try to stack the turds as high as possible without using your tiny hands. Popular with American businessmen and Russian prostitutes.
I treated myself to a Trump Tower last night and now whenever I open my mouth shit comes out.
by Ivanka Humpalot January 17, 2017
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Trump Tower

When you are banging a sex worker, but then also unexpectedly her lawyer is fucking you in the ass.
Dirk: Bro, oh no! Did you hear about Gil? He paid the stripper to have sex with him at the bachelor party last weekend, but then surprise! Her lawyer appeared like outta nowhere and started destroying his asshole from behind. It was complete devastation.

Steven: Oh shit, he got Trump Towered? Awful, do you know what his recovery will be like?
by ItsMeJB June 4, 2024
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