Rainbow Trouting

When someone from the LGBT community catfishes someone.

Frank: John thinks he met the perfect guy online. I looked him up though and I'd bet my bottom dollar that someone is rainbow trouting him.

Steve: Damn, let's hope it's not a bait and switch. Get it, Frank? BAIT and switch. I said 'BAIT' because it has to do with fishing.

Frank: God damn it, Steve.

Steve: Sorry.

by KylieCyrus October 27, 2016

Trouser Trouting

The act of displaying your penis while still wearing pants. Usually accomplished by unzipping the pants and exposing the penis. This is often done at party's or in public as a joke, but can also be utilized as a means to proudly display your penis to potential sex partners to ignite arousal and attraction.

That guy over there is Trouser Trouting, he's got his dick hanging out of his zipper in front of Mary. I bet she's going to hook up with him.

by Baalor December 7, 2012

Extreme trouting

a person committing the act of a major fail

Tom slipped on the ice, broke his new shoes, ripped his pants and was late for work, thus committing Extreme trouting.

by kingofdeadspace December 6, 2011

self trouting

Self-Trouting. To trout yourself. See Trouting.

To sel trout (or self trouting) is the act of sticking one's thumb up one's bum while wiggling the ball sacks.

by trout-fisher2 March 4, 2009

Susan the Happy Trotting Elf

Song about Susan Walker from British sitcom Coupling describing her.

Lyrics:

I'm Susan the happy trotting elf
I trot and trot and bounce and bounce
I smile a lot and that's what counts
I'm Susan, the happy trotting smile a lotting elf
I'm polite so just for clarity
When I'm cross, I say, "Apparent-LY!"
I'm Susan, the happy trotting smile a lotting elf

by skyiscool1 August 21, 2008

Globe-trotting

To go all over the world

It's time i went home, iv'e had enough of Globe-trotting

by Tahlia Schueren August 31, 2006

Funeral Touting

Also known as Canvassing is the unscrupulous practice of haggling with bereaved persons on the price of funerals outside of hospitals, the house of mourning, sites of accidents and deathbeds in hospitals.

That man standing over there approached me at my mother's deathbed to discuss the price of her funeral. I think he is funeral touting!

by OnlyRealness July 14, 2017