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Tristan-sexual

Since Tristan is just the sexiest guy in the world, he deserves his own sexuality. A tristan-sexual is anyone who is overly obsessed with the thought of Tristan's enormous cock pulsing and filling their insides with his hot steamy load, causing their insides to burst.
" I'm a Tristan-Sexual and I just can't wait to be filled by the Big T.
Tristan-sexual by Bleepisboy442 December 23, 2025
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The Tristan Song 

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha oh! You stupid bitch that hilarious!
Hym "Ahahahahahaha! You beautiful bastard! Ouch my side actually hurts from laughing so hard! I just saw the Tristan song and I would give you a full pardon for that shit! Ha!"
The Tristan Song by Hym Iam August 18, 2023

Tristan And Scarlett

Sexually attractive male and Scarlett smells like roast butter
Wow did you see the new couple in school Tristan is a cutie and Scarlett smells there a real Tristan And Scarlett couple huh? -your mom

trista smith 

trista smith- loves guys who drives cummins
trista smith by cummins lover February 8, 2023

Tristyn swihart 

That one popular girl that is unbearably hot like all of her friends
Oh shit a Tristyn swihart is coming act cool
Tristyn swihart by Smexie boi March 8, 2021

Tristansaurus-Rex 

The most dangerous of all dinosaurs for a number of reasons; Firstly it has opposable thumbs, Secondly it has a markedly larger brain than dinosaurs usually exhibit, and most importantly because it is the only one not extinct.
The Tristansaurus-Rex was locked in mortal combat with the imposing Chupacabra.
Tristansaurus-Rex by The_Last_one September 14, 2009