Dirty Tristan 

When the dick is too huge for the mouth so you shove it in even further and it reaches the stomach, then you pull it out very hard and the person chokes, then you force them in 2 hardcore rounds of sex where you go all in, sticking it in so far, further than it is supposed to go in, then the other person shoves a banana up his butthole, then he screams in their ass so loud, it shatters the condom, then it goes all wrongy wrongy.

Hey Teddy, nice dirty Tristan last night, geez, i had a headache from that one, by the way, can you rub my breasts?

Dirty Tristan by fjhusihfe March 18, 2022

Dirty tristan 

when your mate constantly sticks fingers up your ass while touching your scrotum for the pleasure of nobody

Oooi I just did a dirty tristan to my mate he loved it

Dirty tristan by The boysboysboys November 24, 2021

Doing a Tristan 

Doing a Tristan, is when someone picks their nose while looking right at you and talking to you, then proceeds to stick their finger in their mouth and eat what they just pulled out. Also known as a "Gold Digger."

Freddy: "Did he just pick his nose and eat it?"
Alex: "Yeah..he was just doing a Tristan."

Doing a Tristan by Arnasam June 24, 2010

dirty Tristan 

Tristan (sucks dick and eats too much sugar which means he's horny)

"Tristan was very dirty what a very dirty Tristan that cunt is!"

dirty Tristan by timmy the fat nigger February 10, 2022

Donald Tristan Gatheright 

A whole bitch. This nigga will hit you with anything he can or fuck with you anyway possible. His snap score is retarded, he pulls no hoes. But that nigga funny

That nigga Donald Tristan Gatheright got rejected.

Donald Tristan Gatheright by Nathan Alzubi November 7, 2019

papa de tristan 

he left

papa de tristan is leaving because there is no more milk

papa de tristan by lepapadetristanestpasla June 16, 2022

tristanduffysgf 

the coolest account ever with the best edits ever they will blow your mind! 🥵

tristanduffysgf is so cool i love their account so much omg!

tristanduffysgf by mrswittrock April 4, 2021