Triscuit

Yea, that triscuit heather needs to watch her back
by clizzle March 20, 2003
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Triscuits

new and exciting ghetto term that is the equivalent of other terms such as "true dat" or "trillz"

originated by Ourlow and Sayurah
"did you see that fight today? shit was intense!"

"yeah, triscuits!"
by "Mr. K" November 04, 2009
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An extreme sport first seen in the show Big Mouth for only the manliest of men. 3 or more males position themselves facing a common cracker. Everyone wanks at the same time and the last one to finish must eat the cracker with all other participants' semen covering said cracker.
"Yo bro you wanna play triscuit?"
"Triscuit? Hell yeah dude I love the taste of cum"
by wordmanhandler December 09, 2019
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Triscuits

Thermal clothing that are clad with a small square pattern of boxy indented air-pockets resmebling the same texture of Triscuit snacks.
"My triscuits keep me warm on the mountain when I go snow-boarding."
by Matt Quillcup November 01, 2008
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response that a white boy can make when called a cracker that indicates to others he has a big penis.
I'm no cracker, I'm a triscuit - twice the size of a normal cracker
by Jimbo May 05, 2004
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Triscuit race

When a group of men stand in a circle and masturbate onto a Triscuit cracker placed in the middle of the circle. The last person to ejaculate has to eat the Triscuit cracker.
You should have seen the look on Tom's face when he realized he was the loser of the Triscuit race!
by bartfarkel March 14, 2008
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Triscuit Boy

A bland (usually) white boy with a personality of a wheat thin
Wow, Jake Paul and Logan Paul are Triscuit Boys.
by blissymissy September 27, 2017
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