Triscuit

a really stank- ass bitch who needs to watch her back

Yea, that triscuit heather needs to watch her back

by clizzle March 19, 2003

Triscuits

new and exciting ghetto term that is the equivalent of other terms such as "true dat" or "trillz"

originated by Ourlow and Sayurah

"did you see that fight today? shit was intense!"

"yeah, triscuits!"

by "Mr. K" November 3, 2009

triscuit

An extreme sport first seen in the show Big Mouth for only the manliest of men. 3 or more males position themselves facing a common cracker. Everyone wanks at the same time and the last one to finish must eat the cracker with all other participants' semen covering said cracker.

"Yo bro you wanna play triscuit?"
"Triscuit? Hell yeah dude I love the taste of cum"

by wordmanhandler December 8, 2019

Triscuits

Thermal clothing that are clad with a small square pattern of boxy indented air-pockets resmebling the same texture of Triscuit snacks.

"My triscuits keep me warm on the mountain when I go snow-boarding."

by Matt Quillcup December 9, 2008

triscuit

response that a white boy can make when called a cracker that indicates to others he has a big penis.

I'm no cracker, I'm a triscuit - twice the size of a normal cracker

by Jimbo May 5, 2004

Triscuit race

When a group of men stand in a circle and masturbate onto a Triscuit cracker placed in the middle of the circle. The last person to ejaculate has to eat the Triscuit cracker.

You should have seen the look on Tom's face when he realized he was the loser of the Triscuit race!

by bartfarkel March 14, 2008

limp triscuit

A man who is older and cannot get an erection, has a soft penis called a limp triscuit

The old man had no Viagra and was left with an embarrassing limp triscuit while about to have sexual intercourse.

by Skyloo December 10, 2016