Theology

Theology is the effort to explain the unknowable in terms of the not worth knowing.

Renounce theology daily.

by H.L. Mencken April 22, 2005

teeniology

the study of teens

How teens act

by Trista Powell August 2, 2003

theology

Stopping to think while you still think that you are thinking...

theology is to believe first then think after

by the brainstormer June 24, 2016

Tenologyy

Number 1 ten Stan (from nct)famous among the app rave. Gay

Girl: omg that’s tenologyy!!
Person: who?
Girl: they’re the number 1 ten stan!!

by Wayev March 9, 2021

Tehology

The study of the propagation and tenacity of commonly mistyped words, and the way in which they become common vernacular.

"Teh noob got pwned! Lol cats!"

-14 year old chronic masturbator playing WoW

Tehology dictates that this young man is not a complete waste of environmental resources, but the future of our country, and that we should attempt to understand his particularly brand of inane, border-line retarded language.

by Jebus Chrost March 3, 2009

Economic Theology

The practice of placing faith in an economic doctrine solely on the basis that it aligns with your political dogma. This holds especially true for economic doctrine that is refuted by empirical evidence to the contrary, or otherwise relies on intangible evidence as a basis for speculation.

1. As a popular economic theology, voodoo economics has shown otherwise, to permanently reduce GDP potential.

2. Though Libertarians embraced austerity as a means to grow the economy, it turns out that austerity was nothing more than economic theology.

by gerrrg July 6, 2011

theology

Systematic Study of Religious tenets.
Literaly "God +word " Gk: Theos/Logos.

" If lies are the tribute dishonesty pays to truth then theology is the tribute nonsense pays to sense.

by J E Walker May 4, 2003