Treeing

At its most basic sense, to "tree" is the action of spending prolonged periods of time in a single spot. With this, the goal is often to adopt the lifestyle/lifecycle of a tree, which just consists of sitting in one spot its whole life and dying. Why, this term is quite subjective, as spots can range from someone living in the same city their whole life to being penned in one small room for days on end.

Man 1: "Come one, Jimmy, why won't you join us?"

Man 2: "I think Jimmy is highly depressed; he hasn't even left his house in weeks, let alone engaged in social interactions."

Jimmy: "I'm not depressed, I'm just treeing."

(little do they know, Treeing is often a sign of either a sense of fulfillment and lifelong satisfaction or deep sorrow and lack of motivation)

Treeing by Jamaican-me dinner? February 15, 2025

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treeing around

Doing that which should not be done under the correct and incorrect indeterminable circumstances as this shit conflicts with that shit causing shits to be going down simultaneously.

It is a horrible thing to commit the act of treeing around. It is very looked down upon. Sheer niggardry is considered a step ABOVE such a heinous act and doing so will invoke a crowd of people to stop the act of treeing around. These groups of people are commonly called flamers as they are very angry and start flaming. These flamers generally attempt to "burn down" the person who is treeing around but sadly, treeing around is undefeatable.

treeing around by McNibbles November 13, 2011