Trail mix

The act of initiating multiple alternating entries into both of a woman's holy orifices during her time of cleansing, resulting in a runny trail of what appears to be dried cranberries and chocolate covered raisins, sometimes but not reliably including several varieties of nuts or corn.

I tried to give Ang a swift donkey punch but I didn’t know it was harvest time. Now I have trail mix stains all over the linen

by King Donkey March 13, 2008

trail mix

When somebody takes a nasty shit and does not wipe properly causing some fecal matter to decorate their underwear. They leave a trail mix of poop in their underwear.

Billy: Dude I just shit and I feel like there is some residue in my boxers.
Harry: you must wipe better so you dont have trail mix in your boxers.
Billy: Thanks for the tip. I will wipe better so I do not have trail mix in my boxers next time after I poop.

by Harry M. November 6, 2008

trail mix

Visible venerial disease and infestation around a woman's pubic area.

Eeech. She was laden with trail mix. I wasn't *that* desperate.

by BurningForCheetos April 7, 2005

trail mix

When a person can suck his own dick.

How was the trail mix last night?

by kw69 August 2, 2006

Trail Mix

1. Rough sex.

2. An attractive person worthy of rough sex

Comes from:

I need a thick freak; I can't be fuckin' with frail chicks / 'cause when I bust a nut, I'll leave her pussy lookin' like trail mix."

- David "Strat" Campbell, in a freestyle

1. I hate clubs. The only reason I even go out nowadays is to try and score some trail mix.

2. Party #1 to Party #2: Hey man, check out that piece of trail mix winking at your from across the bar.

by curtis meyer October 23, 2009

Trail Mix

The delicious embodiment of perfection.

Those assorted nuts, dried fruit, and M&Ms are Trail Mix

by Jephty August 28, 2017

TRAIL MIX

TRAILMIX a type of food. Trail mix is a type of snack mix, specifically a combination of granola, dried fruit, nuts, and sometimes chocolate, developed as a food to be taken along on hikes.

They fed us trail mix from the beginning.

by 3wk2fd February 12, 2018