toy sociopath

A seemingly normal older sibling with a disorder manifesting itself in extreme antisocial behaviour like ruthlessly and callously mutilating innocent toys, like ripping the arms and legs off of GI Joe, Barbie or stuffed animals (God rest their souls).

Aftet dismemberment of my blue stuffed dinosaur, my sick sister was diagnosed as a toy sociopath, and is now collecting disability.

by LeJohn James May 2, 2018

The Toy Story Combo

When you take a Viagra and down is with alcohol so you get a buzz and a woody

I got bored last night so i tried this thing called The Toy Story Combo I was going to infinity and beyond

by Knekted August 18, 2020

veranda over the toy shop

slang from Oz... Australia, describing a big belly.

Crickey! he's got quite the veranda over the toy shop.

by Alpino July 28, 2010

Toy Story 2 was okay

A phrase comedian Dimitri Martin said in "These Are Jokes." Ever since then, fans have been writing this on bathroom stalls and park benches across America.

Dimitri: "Graffiti's the most passionate literature there is, you
know? It's always like 'Bush sucks!' … 'U2 Rocks!' … I want to make indifferent graffiti. 'Toy Story 2 was okay!'

Fans: I'm going to write that everywhere!

by Slagathorian March 24, 2010

toy scalper

An individual of low moral fiber who buys up "it" toys and sells them online for an exorbitant price.

I wanted to buy my little girl a Monster High doll for her birthday but when I got to the store, I found that they had been bought out by toy scalpers!

by The Bearded Menace April 8, 2012

Toy Story Syndrome

An inability to throw out or sell old toys and/or objects from your childhood as a result of seeing toy story (1, 2 or 3), and thus having an overly sentimental view upon these objects and imbuing them with anthropomorphic qualities. Ultimately a dangerous syndrome when combined with those partial to 'Hoarding'.

John: Wow Dave, you really do have a lot of junk lying around your house, didn't you have a garage sale recently?

Dave: Yeah, i did, but when i looked at those little G. I. Joes i used to play around with i remembered all the personalities i gave them, and all the games we used to play...

John: Yes, but now you are 34 years old and do not play with them anymore, and they sit gathering dust in an increasingly over packed room where something useful could be

Dave: I guess so, i suppose i might be coming down with Toy Story Syndrome

by Natsnud January 2, 2012

toy story monopoly

It's a game where you sit in the dark with your friend and play "Guess a Number?" If you guess the number correctly, the other person must take off an article of clothing. You play until one person is completely naked. When you're naked you lose. Innocent people play in the dark, but if you want more of an adrenaline rush, turn on the lights.

"What are you playing?"
"Toy story monopoly!"
"What's that?"
"..."

by blondeorangebrook August 8, 2015