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Tonya Harding

The surprise kneecappin' of noobs to eliminate any future competition.
Dude, I knew if that fatass entered the match he'd own, so I put on a ski mask, hid outside his momma's house, and when he came home I totally Tonya Hardinged his ass!
by J. Knight June 29, 2004
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L'tonya

L'tonya

A hot, voluptuous babe who comes across a little strange and superficial. You think you're going to have a little easy fun, but then you discover that she's really a fucking genius who can speak, like, three languages and read your mind. You break up with her because she's too smart to tolerate your shit but spend the rest of your days regretting your own idiocy.
"I can't believe I thought L'tonya would be easy, until she told me to fuck off in Portuguese."
by PELB February 5, 2010
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Tonya Jo

The most special woman you'll ever meet. At first you'll think man what a bitch but that's mostly for show. Once you get to know her you'll find that she's like a delicate flower if not treated right like a flower without water her feelings are hurt and a sad Tonya isn't what you want to see. she has a beautiful smile ,heart and soul . Will go out of her way to help anyone she can have even seen her giving higean things to.homless shelters. She's a very beautiful woman but it's not only on the outside it runs all the way through her. If. Your every so lucky as to have a chance to be with this special lady ❤️ don't be a fool and treat her anything less than your queen. Because if you do she'll soon be gone never to return. And you'll wish the rest of your days you would have treated her like a queen I promise you that
See that rose covered with dew in the morning sunrise ? That's nothing compared to the beauty that is Tonya Jo
by Pannelwaggon February 14, 2020
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Tonya

A brilliant writer, one who plucks prose out of thin air to uplift and make you feel less alone in a cold world. An animal lover, and very giraffe like, she is gorgeous, slender, and have tattoos and markings on her body that distinguish her to stand out in a majestic fashion. Her connection with her own spirit, and that spirits resiliency is unparalleled. A cinefile who loves to enjoy herself, but will also pick the film apart if it ain’t up to snuff. An ocean baby who loves to paddle out past the breakers and ride the rip curl into shore. She celebrates her victories by twerking like a pro, and let it be known, Tonya is also a person who loves to fart.
Never thought I’d meet a girl like Tonya
by 480milesaway November 23, 2021
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Townhaller

One who is easily turned against the establishment through fear mongering and partisan rhetoric, who attends political gatherings not for the purpose of discussion, but disruption. Townhallers may become violent if discouraged from interrupting productive or informative debate and discussion.
These townhallers will believe anything, as long as Sarah Palin posts it on her twitter feed.
by TrueIndependent August 13, 2009
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towny

Ah, the general morons that inhabit England; they seem concentrated around the Northern areas, like a modern era barbarian/amoeba hybrid.

Characterised by their clothes, consisting of tracksuits. Logos are a must; also, a recent tread is to wear a hat at the odd angles, AND have a hood up at the same time. In broad daylight. Suspicions are rising that they are going nocturnal.

Another characteristic is the speech. They try to be 'gangsta muthafuggas', taken from American culture. Hey, what do you know; it WAS Rap. Also any phrases (or noises) are taken from popular TV shows. Like 'Bo Selecta', a comedy show. They have a penchant for the word "mint".

Examples of Towny 'speech'

"PROPA NAAARH" <==> "Proper no."
"YA SHTARTIN ME" <==> "You wanna start a fight?"
"PROPA BO" <==> "Wow, that's awesome."
"UEEEH!" <==> No translation. It could be a mating call.

Behaviours consists of:

* Walking into your shoulders, claiming you wanna start a fight, even if they had to come across the road to bump into your shoulders.
* Generally takin' drugs and getting drunk every night, getting rowdy and starting fights.

the list goes on.
they also do not like anyone who does not conform to their ways.

Sample Research was taken from the North Eastern Breed of towny.
<Townie> "You called me yesterday, didn't ya!? ****in *******!"
<Me> "...do I know you?"
<Townie> "PROPER NAH."
*At which point his friends come over.*
<Me> Sigh -_-.
by Xeno March 14, 2004
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Tonya Shay

Selfless as can be. Caring and compassionate. Loyal and honest. Genuine in every aspect. Absolutely the most beautiful woman in all of existence. Amazing in every way. Smart and witty, with a great sense of humor.
That woman is a total Tonya Shay.

I love Tonya Shay with all of my heart.

Can't get better then a Tonya Shay.
by DaRealPseudonym July 19, 2016
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