Toucan Sam 

A toucan sam is somebody who says that they're straight, but acts suspiciously fruity (LGBTQIA+).

*Toucan Sam is the mascot for fruity pebbles, which is where we derive the euphemism from.

Guy a : idk man, Ricky Montgomery is so hot. Id date him if I was gay.
Guy b: sounds a little fruity, Toucan Sam

Toucan Sam by frog-bean March 10, 2021

toucan sam 

That bird thing on the Fruit Loops cereal box that has like 10 different colors on his nose

"Oh man I am so Toucan Sam, I need a nose job!"

toucan sam by onomono July 19, 2003

Toucan Sam 

When you strategically place your testicles on the eye sockets of another parties face and carefully drape your member down said parties nose.

Foo-Foo was so wasted last night that I Toucan Sammed him for hours. He was feeling real fruity after that.

Toucan Sam by AnthTheManth September 20, 2013

toucan sam 

a girl with a ginormous nose, usually detracting from any possibility of being hot in any way because her giant nose is so distracting.

Drunk: i just got that girls number man, shes super hot huh

Drunk's friend: yeah dude go make out with her right now

Bystanders: do you see that chump makin out with toucan sam, he could lose an eye

toucan sam by Auneeezy October 10, 2005

toucan sammin' it

Doing lines, usually cocaine

"They were toucan sammin' it in the backyard."

toucan sammin' it by Rapmatic February 10, 2007

toucan sam 

Someone who requires only a small amount of alcohol to get drunk, i.e. Two Can Sam.

Dave had a couple of beers and starting puking, what a Toucan Sam.

toucan sam by Jimmy the Knife April 7, 2008

toucan sam schnoz 

an extremely large nose

adrian brody got a toucan sam shnoz

toucan sam schnoz by wolf January 11, 2005