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posh totty

Male or female totty whose poshness is an essential part of the appeal e.g. well educated; mellifluous voice; charming classy manners; sophisticated conversation; expensive clothes; trendy address, etc.
"I've always been a push over for a bit of posh totty and couldn't resist the charms of Sebastian, the concert pianist. That silky voice and those smooth hands had my nether regions all a quiver in moments!"
by Witch of the West October 8, 2007
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top totty

Often regarded as 'upper class' slang for an attractive woman. 'Top' referring to her position on a scale of 1 to 10.
That Helen, she really is top totty!
by TimRog December 27, 2006
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Top Gear Totty

The line of titty owners that stand behind Clarkson, Hammond and May while doing their piece to the camera during filming an episode of the eponymous TV show.
"Just look at that pieve of top gear totty just behind Clarksons's fat stupid face".
by farge bofflenerp October 26, 2009
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Hot totty

A very sexy male or female person. An extra sexy piece of totty.
Whose IS that hot totty bending over in those tight jeans. Sure like to get her pussy juice pumping.
by Witch of the West October 8, 2007
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Snotty totty

Usually a young woman of wealthy / extremely comfortable origin who is also very attractive and knows it. She can be seen either at the gym trying not to look repulsed by the smell of sweat; 'modelling' Abercrombie & Fitch clothes; thinks herself above WAGs, but secretly reads celebrity magazines for fashion tips. Attends university (of course) though is not very bright, & can sometimes be seen in the student union 'slumming it' - looking down on anyone with left wing opinions.
Also can be seen walking down the high street thinking she's a catwalk model.
Man 1: 'By jove that's a prime piece of yuppie tuppy'!

Man 2: 'Oh Gideon you're SOOOO 1980s; that's a snotty totty'.
by mertric mike July 27, 2009
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Distance Totty

A member of the opposite gender to the observer who is somewhat less attractive the closer the observation
Alec, check out that chick, she's raw sex

Look closer Ralph, from three feet away she looks well dodgy - she's just distance totty
by Johnnyboy1961 November 30, 2013
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car totty

Someone who is attractive and would look good in the passenger seat of your car to cruise around with. To show them off.
by Raiden1 November 29, 2015
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