TORT

WEED, GREENS, GANJA

Apeh helank tort utenk?

Down for some tort?

Tortneraaaaaaa!

by TortMaster October 23, 2011

tort

the iphone correction to "tits".

"that girl has amazing torts"

by snizzle316 January 6, 2009

tort

a person who is a lil silly and likes to eat concrete and little itty bitty pebbles.

what the honk, that person over there is eating little pebbles? yea that must be tort, what a silly billy

by tortie poo June 9, 2023

tort

1. moving or proceeding with little or less than usual speed or velocity.
2. taking or requiring a comparatively long time for completion.
3. a person who is stupid, lazy, or ineffective in some way
noun- tort
verb- torting
adjective- torted

you could describe someone as torting or call someone tort.
example 1: come on jay pass it, your tortin on that shit.
example 2: lets go tort, your always one step behind.

by sarah a. August 1, 2007

Torting

tortilla tossing; throwing tortillas into the yards of your enemies, friends, or random strangers until their yard is covered in tortillas, then driving away into the night unnoticed.

I have an excessive amount of tortillas left over from the fiesta, let's go torting later tonight!

by wildebeast September 6, 2012

tort

(Noun). A child's fart, usually associated with a tonkle. Torting and tonkling combine to form a torkle.

Uh oh, I think little Justin just torted!

by Dan St. Aubin April 14, 2006

tort

Trick or Treating; A way to shorten it so you don't have to spell it all out because you're lazy. ;o

LemonSonic: Sweet! Hey dude, You wanna go torting with me and my friends?

Shoeboxmoments x: Naah... That's for babies... :\

LemonSonic: Then come with us. ;

by Nintendoid :] November 10, 2007