torped

Getting torped can mean the same thing as getting owned or getting beaten badly. It can also mean you found something so easy you did it flawlessly.
Torped is a shortened version of the word torpedo that is kinda like bomb.
My car just exploded in my face, I totally got torped.
I just torped that test today it was so easy.
by Shadohw March 03, 2009
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torp Tits

by Dr. Dizz September 12, 2019
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Torping out

An embarrassingly noticeable indicator of male arousal. Not unlike a boner, but much more visible, like that of a torpedo.
Me: Hey Farbod, come out and throw the nerf football around with me!

Farbod: No can do buddy. I'm watching Juno right now and I'm Torping Out. Hard.
by Elliott Stryker August 24, 2011
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torp whore

A nickname for someone who overuses torpedos in a navy/battleship game (i.e. NavyField)
Holy crap, that torp whore just sent 20 torps toward us!
by nopyo October 26, 2007
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Torp King

I definition of a male with big breast. Usually found on Un-athletic males who attended Miami of Ohio.
by Glatted69 November 15, 2021
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torpely

(adverb)
1. In a torpe way.
Tom asks, "Are you too torpely confident on your essay grades you received?"
by LDMbrooksBoroughyWordbook March 12, 2021
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Torp

Torp or torping the act of anticipating good oral sex, but receiving straight teeth leading to discomfort and disappointment
I met this girl yesterday and she gave me straight torp

I met this girl, and i was not ready for the torping i received
by notveryanonymous December 01, 2024
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