TophBait

A Topher. The douche of the friend group that no one likes. Easily talked into doing stupid shit. A total ass hole. Covered in black heads. Mom is a pig of a nasty whore that roofies people and tries to rape them.

Kyle: Fuck, philly. Stupid ass tophbait called the cops on me again. Then his mom drugged my drink and tried to rape me!

Gerry: Damn dude, that’s fucked up. Y’all got any of that drink left??

by Melvin Birch November 25, 2019

Topheezy

(1) The name of a motha fuck'n real O-geezy.
(2) Straight up gangsta / wanksta.

(1) There is only one Topheezy!
(2) Did you see that pimp? - he's Topheezy, fo sheezy!

by original.topheezy May 14, 2009

toptun

some randam fag

HAYYYYY TOPTUN

by xXx_supajUh8r6669_xXx May 25, 2016

tennessee tophat

another synonym for the mullet

Look at that guy's Tennessee tophat.

by Mark Thompson June 6, 2003

Toph

A kick-butt character from Avatar: The Last Airbender. She is a ninja in the making.

That girl over there is a Toph yet to be discovered. The Asian kid should be in the Last Airbender 2 as Toph. She seems like she can kick butt like Toph

by Andrea Cruckens April 12, 2011

topular

A better synonym for the words awesome, cool, amazing, rad, narly, etc.

That movie we just saw was very topular.

by SMKNOM March 28, 2011

messy tophat

When one uses a wool hat as a masturbation aid and, upon being walked in on, places said hat up on their head.

Did you hear about Greg? His mom almost caught him jerking off and he had to pull a messy tophat!

by notnops January 16, 2008