by whydoidothistomyself June 8, 2021
Get the tooth fairy mug.The tooth fairy is a ninfo ass slut-bag that, after you loose teeth, sneekes into your room at night and tries to steal your teeth from under your pillow. I think people are stupid because if they don't want to get the tooth taken why would they put it under their pilow? That's the first fucking place she will look! Plus she is a bitch because from a sign as,"oh i paid for this" SHE LEAVES A GODDAMN QUARTER WHERE THE TOOTH WAS! I never belived in this chick beacuse no little white fairy would sneek inti the hood after dark. Some nigga will fuck her in the ass so hard with his long black cock she will loose all of her teeth!
by Taylor2_2 December 3, 2006
Get the Tooth Fairy mug.During oral sex, the girl bondages the male and straps his penis to a thick rope. The girl continues oral sex as right before he cums,she ties the rope to their door. With the man blind folded, he doesnt know what the fuck shes doing. As he cums the girl slams the door shut having his penis rip off his body. She has herself a free penis!
by chrissoutendijk February 26, 2011
Get the tooth fairy mug.A 2010 family film starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson that is both unoriginal and cliche. It is highly recommended that you don't waste your time with this movie, however it is a rite of passage for all Stephen Merchant fans
Person 1: Hey, do you wanna watch Tooth Fairy?
Person 2: Nah, it looks like a pretty boring movie.
Person 1: Yeah, but Stephen Merchant is in it!!
Person 2: Seriously?! Alright, I guess it's worth sitting through.
Person 2: Nah, it looks like a pretty boring movie.
Person 1: Yeah, but Stephen Merchant is in it!!
Person 2: Seriously?! Alright, I guess it's worth sitting through.
by Spicy Tuna October 24, 2011
Get the Tooth Fairy mug.by poo poo August 2, 2003
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The act of farting underneath someone's pillow. Desired effect is for some unsuspecting sleeper, instead of a nice cool pillow, to get a fart in the face.
The act of farting underneath someone's pillow. Desired effect is for some unsuspecting sleeper, instead of a nice cool pillow, to get a fart in the face.
Dirty Randy: Hey what were you doing in Jimmy's bedroom?
Frisky Dan: I was tooth fairying his pillow for later on!
Dirty Randy: I hope he gets pink eye.
Frisky Dan: I hope he gets aggressive rectal cancer and dies......
Dirty Randy: That escalated quickly.
Frisky Dan: I was tooth fairying his pillow for later on!
Dirty Randy: I hope he gets pink eye.
Frisky Dan: I hope he gets aggressive rectal cancer and dies......
Dirty Randy: That escalated quickly.
by Frisky Dan November 25, 2016
Get the Tooth Fairy mug.An urban legend that children think is true but isn't.For example children put there tooth under there pillow and sleep then they think that the tooth fairy will take there tooth but its actually there parents.
Child:I can't wait for the tooth fairy
Parent:Takes the child's tooth and put money under there pillow
Child:Mommy!I got 50 dollars from the tooth fairy!!
Parent:Takes the child's tooth and put money under there pillow
Child:Mommy!I got 50 dollars from the tooth fairy!!
by oh.its.me.mbasa June 22, 2020
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