toolbox

more toolish than just a tool, but not quite as toolish as an entire toolshed

ur such a fucking toolbox

by kamakaze687 March 4, 2004

Toolboxing

Verb. To be a tool and take the whole box for yourself when you should be sharing.

Stop toolboxing that chick.

"Hey why did you toolbox that whole box of chocolates?"

by MLSL October 16, 2013

toolbox

The term "toolbox" refers to someone who is such a tool that his supreme stupidity is on the level of what you'd expect from a collaboration of several tools. When someone is this many tools in one, he is a toolbox.

He said his Honda had a V8 and ran 5's... what a toolbox!

by TurboDC4 December 28, 2005

toolbox

a man who is so lame, or so much of a dick, that he is not just a tool, he is an entire toolbox.

I can't wait until they send that fuckin' toolbox off to Iraq.

by Jimmy February 4, 2003

toolbox

When someone is so dense and pathetic that they are not just a tool, they are an entire toolbox. Toolboxes have a tendency not to think for themselves. Toolboxes are prevelant in frats and sororities, oh and politics.

President Bush is a toolbox. Your sister is a toolbox. You are a toolbox.

by pootrified June 14, 2006

toolbox

Derogatory term for a female of limited intelligence, social skills, or overall worth to society.

Compliment to the derogatory masculine form "tool", which is used to refer to a male with similar qualities. "Tool" as a derogative term is derived from the use of "tool" as a general term for male genitalia. "Toolbox" can easily be construed the feminine equivalent. Tool is to toolbox as penis is to vagina, being the most obvious analogy, "toolbox" becomes an elegant compliment to "tool" in the pantheon of gender-based disparagements.

Dick may be kind of a tool, but Jane is a complete fucking toolbox!

by Someguynamedjoe June 28, 2007

toolbox

n., 1. a table full of people who think they are cooler than they actually are. 2. a fraternity house

"Dude, come to our luau party this friday! There'll be tons of CHICKS there! PIKE 4 LYFE!!"

"I wouldn't be caught dead at your fucking toolbox party."

by Patient.Zero October 24, 2007