A generally satisfying female buttocks, that is well shaped, balanced and carries adequate weight in relation to her overall size; as compared to ratio.
“Gee Marvin, I never quit appreciated the fact that Marguerite always carries with her a wampus tookus that compliments her figure.”
“Good observation indeed sir. A wampus tookus that woman rightfully does carry.”
“Good observation indeed sir. A wampus tookus that woman rightfully does carry.”
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Get the tookus mug.Someone in whom the qualities of a tool and a doofus are found in nearly equal measure. For instance, a toolfus may be as awkwardly clueless as you classic doofus but also exhibit the unwarranted and grating self-confidence of a tool.
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Get the Tofusson mug.The painful, yet slightly satisfying soreness one experiences on or just below the buttocks from parking your rear end in a folding chair for the duration of the world's largest trivia contest hosted in Wisconsin each April.
As Greg stood up, he realized that he was suffering from Trivia Tookus after playing trivia for nearly 30 hours.
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