Tompanzee

Deluded knuckle-dragging worshipper of Tommy Robinson, an infamous gammon-herding midget whose real name is Stephen Yaxley-Lennon. Mostly middle-aged, balding lumpenproletariat men, Tompanzees can often be heard singing their hymn "Oh Tommy Tommy" to the tune of "Son of my Father", written by Giorgio Moroder and a popular hit for Chicory Tip in the UK in 1972. 'Tommy' is a man of convictions - he has them for assault, fraud and trying to enter the US illegally with someone else's passport. He is currently facing further criminal proceedings for alleged contempt of court.

If a Tompanzee's brain was made of dynamite, he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.

by Gammonhunter March 9, 2019

Tonpaism

A religion in which you worship Tonpa from Hunter x Hunter. People in this religion often greet others by giving them juice filled with laxatives. They also enjoy crushing people’s dreams, that’s a very fulfilling part for people who practice this religion.

Person A: “I’m a tonpaist, what about you?”

Person B: “Oh me too! Tonpaism is the best”

Person A: “IKR!”

Person A and B: *does a toast with their laxative juices*

by baldgirlfromhell November 2, 2020

ToniAnne

The most wonderful, caring sweet girl in the world. She loves very hard and always sees the best in people. Her brown eyes can draw anyone in!

Tonianne is such a sweet soul! I love her

by crackerjack1581 March 19, 2021

topanga lawrence

from boy meets world. a girl who you love, and have loved since the day you met in the sandbox. a girl who after years, have just figured out your feelings for her, and she in turn feels the same way.

remember melissa from first grade, even now in college she is still my topanga lawrence.

by arnold e. May 13, 2005

Tongan Tornado

This technique requires an electric drill with the 'drill bit' replaced with either a cirlindric rough splintered piece of wood, sometimes covered in course sandpaper. This piece is then inserted into the anal cavity and the drill is then activated. This allows ripping into a layer of the rectal lining. This technique is best used when the recipient has diarrhea. The recipent must also empty themselves whilst being 'drilled'. The drill is then quickley replaced by their partners mouth allowing the free flow of feces and blood to fart into their mouth. This is then kissed into the recipents mouth. This can cause serious mouth infections. This technique took off in the last decade and hit the mainland in 2001.

Tongan Tornado my ass hard and don't spill a drop.

Ok.

by Mirko Mirko December 12, 2010

Topanga

A tall skinny beautiful girl . Very funny . Everyone wants to be her friend . She not a big fan of relationships. usually has 4 bestfriends .

Topanga is a cool person

by Kaiden Jones December 20, 2016

topanga

An artificial vagina surgically implanted into the perineum of a man. Derived from an online chat room where banter led to the discovery of a new sexual organ.

"She's got a tight topanga."
"I might get a topanga operation with the extra money from my taxes."

by Trust SISI September 4, 2023