Tomokazu Ohka

A Japanese-born pitcher in Major League Baseball. He is most famous for being mentioned on an episode of The Simpsons.

Bart: "Look at me! I'm Tomokazu Ohka of the Montreal Expos!
Milhouse "And I'm Esteban Yan of the Tampa Bay Devil Rays!

by R.I.P. Montreal Expos 1969-2004 November 10, 2008

tomkat

the nickname for somewhat-saccharine celebrity coulple Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes; an example of the new fad for naming couples (e.g. "Bennifer")

Did you see Tomkat on Oprah?

by Fishtoes May 28, 2005

Tomsk

A city in Siberia, eastern Russia. About 400 years old. Next to Novosibirsk.

Amazing place, with lots of things to see.

A: Have you been to Tomsk?
B: No, but I want to go there so badly!

by secretlife March 3, 2009

Tomika Falcon

Tom Felton. An ugly musty transphobe. He has a dog named willow that we need to save ASAP! He also has an obsession with Emma Watson.

Emma: Help! Tomika Falcon is trying to break into my house!
Tomika stans: No! He’s just uuhh... is out of sugar give it to him!
Emma: No! I won’t give sugar to that ugly transphobe!

by Entraptas.tiny.cupcake May 24, 2021

Toskalol

A term developed to express the poor play exhibited by Toronto Maple Leafs goaltender Vesa Toskala.

Man, Vesa was pure Toskalol on that one.

ToskaLOL in fine form there; brutal goal. Why did we trade for him again?

by Dr. JC January 9, 2009

tomeka

tomeka /toe-MEE-kuh/ n. a classy and sometimes snarky female of African-American ethnicity with a puh-donk-a-donk

"That tomeka sho is sweet."

by Badout January 20, 2003

Tomski

Someone who goes by the name of Tomski is usually head and shoulders above the rest, mentally and physically better than anything that's ever existed and extremely well endowed

'That's Tomski' Bloody hell, he's good!

by Tomsket October 23, 2010