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Tokyo Drift 

A sex act when the man runs and slides, or "drifts" if you will, penis first into the woman
Man 1 "How was your evening?"
Man 2 "I Tokyo drifted your mom last night"
Man 1 "Ew gross I hate that movie"
Tokyo Drift by The Haymmer July 24, 2018

tokyo drift 

the worst movie possibly made. don't get it. destroy it if you have it.
tokyo drift was not worth 10 bucks. i don't think it was even worth 10 cents
tokyo drift by jerrard January 3, 2007

Tokyo Drift 

Similar to skidmarks. The outcome of not wiping your ass properly or sharting and not being able to wipe or shower for an extended period of time; this results in very long and wide shit marks in undergarments.
1st
A: Hey bro, can you drive fast?! I'm sharting my pants.

B: Sorry man, can't go any faster. You just gonna have to deal with your Tokyo Drift.

2nd
Hey babe, I bleached the hell outta your underwear but I couldn't get that Tokyo Drift out.

3rd
The stall was out of toilet paper; so I guess I'm gonna be stuck Tokyo Drifting today.
Tokyo Drift by BuzzKillingfield February 28, 2011

Tokyo Drift 

When a white man is licking up a japanese man's testicles, and drifts his tongue into his boner garage.
Glenn likes to partake in a friendly Tokyo Drift with strangers.
Tokyo Drift by PeeWeeSermon February 9, 2019

Tokyo Drift 

When you fart outside the car before you get in and it follows you in in to the car.
Driver: this car stinks!
Passenger: Sorry I farted outside, must have been a Tokyo Drift.
Tokyo Drift by benjigrin October 4, 2021

Tokyo Drift Bowl 

This is when someone takes a large dump in form of a log/turd and as he/she flushes the toilet the log or turd, because of the large consistency, begins to speed down the toilet in an uncontrollably manner without any clear direction producing skid marks which stain the inner rimming of the toilet bowl.
"Man I'm so pissed off Eddie just came in and took a nasty ass dump and gave my toilet a tokyo drift bowl and now I have to clean all this shit up"

Chris- "Who just took a dump? Yo bro was it you???"

Danny- "Why do you ask?"

Chris- "Cause you left a mean ass Tokyo Drift Bowl."

Danny- "My bad bro, I know I shouldnt have ate that Jap food. "
Tokyo Drift Bowl by Chinchan44 November 23, 2011