Tokio Hotel

A German band that sucks.

The band is made up of 4 gay guys who want to give a bad name to rock music by using trashy lyrics and melodies. Normal people like me think that they do each other. The singer doesn't know English, yet he sings in English. The guitarist who happens to be the twin brother of the singer, wears baggy clothes (hip hop style) which doesn't really match with being in a rock band.

Did I say rock band?
Oh no! Tokio Hotel is not a rock band! Rock music is so much better than their crap!

Most of their fans are in their early teenage years and that's the time when hormones are kicking in, so these girls (and also guys) go crazy over these 4 gay guys. People who listen to their music frequently turn emo also. So whatever you do, don't ever listen to them and live your life!

Tokio Hotel fan girl/boy: I can't laugh because I'm emo.

Normal guy/girl: From when are you emo?

Tokio Hotel fan girl/boy: From yesterday. I listened to all the songs from this German band Tokio Hotel and I decided to do this.

Normal guy/girl: Oh no! Not another one!
by vixen69 September 10, 2008
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Crap, worst, bad, Tokio Hotel
by Leeeeeeeeet October 09, 2008
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Normal guy: Hey bud, you hear about that band Tokio Hotel?

Other normal guy: Yeah, they all look like chicks and their music sucks. What's your point?

Normal guy: My point is that their music sucks and they look like chicks. Let's go listen to Iron Maiden.

Other normal guy: Word.
by Jimmybobthecow July 16, 2008
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A greman band, with good music. they aren't rock and they aren't emo, they are half pop and half rockish.
The lead singer english isnt that good, but he's learning. the gutarist , his clothing comes from his music he likes sammy Deluxe a gremany rapper, i find he sound funny.
The dummer and basist love real rock and metal. the lead singer wrights his lyrics and they have very deep means, he translate them him self so he still get his message across. and hes not gay...
so if you dont know the facts, do say dum s*** about them
Guy: * hearing Don't Jump* Damn tokio hotel F***ing Sucks, thats so Emo

Normal fan: Do u even understand what he talking about?
Its about a friend of his commiting suicide, he saying he misses him, its his way of griving. Bet u didnt know that

Guy: I Never did
by Music-Monster February 20, 2011
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Tokio Hotel is a German pop rock band, formed in Magdeburg, Germany. The members of the band consist of Bill Kaulitz, singer, Tom Kaulitz(twin brother to bill), electric guitar, Gustav Schäfer, drummer, and Georg Listing, the bassist. The band started out in 2001 and was originally known as Devilish, before taking on the name tokio hotel. There audiance consists of mostly girls.

Tokio because the city is crazy and exciting and hotel because they travel alot.

I personally think Tokio Hotel is a great band and extremly hot, but that just my opinion and many other girls in europe.
by Audrey D. November 27, 2006
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Are hot and absolutely NOTHING like my chemical romance. Bill does NOT look like a girl. And the whole band do not wear make-up, only one of them does as every one with eyes can clearly see.
Even if you don't think they are absolutely irrisistably gorgeous, you can't possibly say their songs aren't good, they are.
And they aren't emo, they don't claim to be emo and no one else claims they are either.
If you hate them so much, why bother coming on here and defining them.
by noov February 10, 2008
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a german band consisting of 4 guys in their late teens/early twenties, commonly abriviated TH. are one of my favorite bands and do not deserve to be called "gay" or "fags"

members:
Bill Kaulitz(19)- vocals
Tom Kaulitz(19)- guitar
Gustav Schafer(20)- drums
Georg Listing(21)- bass guitar

tokio hotel is an awesome band and you should listen to some of their cd's:

german releases:
schrei or schrei so laut du kaast
zimmer 483

english versions of songs from both cd's:
scream

if you dont like TH then why are you making definitions for them? and their looks and sexual orrientation should not be part of the defintions at all. and if you are someone that called them "untalented" or "fags" then maybe you should look in the mirror. whens the last time you got surgery for singing your ass off for your beloved fans (bill got surgery)?? NEVER!!! because you cant sing and dont have any fans.!!! they work hard to produce their music and criticizing them is only making yourself look like a fucking douchebag!!



stupid idiot prep: Eww!!! Tokio Hotel are ugly and i hate their song monsoon!!!

TH fan: Fuck Off!!! TH is awesome and have you ever heard any other songs besides monsoon???

stupid idiot prep: uhh.... no.

TH fan: then shut the FUCK up!!!
by auraboo March 03, 2009
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