My balls are sticking to my legs

A phrase women don't understand, they simply give a face of repulse to this phrase.

On a hot and humid day a man's genitals will chemically fuse to his legs in a hot sweaty mesh. Of which time said man will state this line.

Tom Cruise: Why didn't you bang her last night, man? She totally wanted you!

George W. Bush: I know man, but I told her that my balls are sticking to my legs. No chance I would've gone through with that going on.

Tom Cruise: Yeah, true ... California summers.

George W. Bush: California summers ...

by Nutthead June 21, 2010

too lit to be legit

When it's too good to be true

YO m8 that party was too lit to be legit

by TheHecticFrost March 31, 2017

Ten minutes to two legs

Indication that a particular woman is prepared to consider intercourse with just about anyone.

1. Why was she buried in a "Y" shaped coffin?
2. Ten minutes to two legs.
3. Oh.

by larrydonovan May 8, 2009

tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!

a response to something you dont care about

"you suck"
"tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"

by mike mackenzie August 29, 2008

tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!

the greatest come back ever

guy 1 -he said "tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"

guy 2 -he is the man!

by the cleaner April 30, 2006

how to kill your legs

to much weight on the legs

how to kill your legs is by lifting a real heavy box

by shelden January 21, 2010

to pull a Legolas

When you think you're Legolas and try to fend off a mob on your own by using a bow but they quickly beat the shit out of you because you're not Legolas.

"Dude, he's got a bow and arrow! is he going to pull a Legolas? let's get that motherfucker!"
"AM LEGOLAS! OUT OF MA WAY"

by Iphi112 May 31, 2020