nasal tissue

What many people call facial tissue, such as Cleanax (Kleenex), Puffs, etc.
So called because it is usually used for blowing the nose; though on occasion they are used to wipe away eye boogers.

Hey Nora, be a dear and get me some nasal tissue please. I need to blow my schnoz!

by Telephony August 26, 2015

happy tissue

tissue used to wipe off bodily fluids expressed as a result of masturbation, typically from a male, but also applicable to females.

CB: How long has it been since you've been laid?
Jane: It's been a while...
CB: Oh wait...is that why I saw all those happy tissues near your bed?
Jane: Yup! I conk out afterwards and forget to clean up.

by 2PWC January 26, 2009

Tissemands dappe

A funny danish word for dick slapping, or dapping.

Who the fuck tissemands dapped me when i was asleep??

by HaRbOe March 22, 2009

scar tissue

One of the most amazing songs by Red Hot Chili Peppers. Simply put and not much more can be said.

Scar tissue that i wish you saw
Sarcastic mister know it all
Close your eyes and i'll kiss you
Cause with birds i'll share
With birds i'll share this lonely view

by Jayson "Jstew" June 21, 2006

Tissue Twat

When a chick gets her period unexpectedly and has no other source of protection besides restaurant toliet tissues.

"Fuck I just got my rag and don't have a tampon!"

"Guess you gotta wad it up and go tissue twat till you get home, hahaha"

by Sonny Black Monster June 30, 2012

fishy tissue

Whilst licking a females arse, you lean forward and blow your nose in her vagina releasing snot inside her.

Hey Amber, I have not been well lately can I grab a fishy tissue?

by The cougar hunter April 22, 2016

deep tissue tickle

when you finger a girl, and find her g spot then you give it a nice little tickle and let the magic begin. use various speeds for different reactions

when i busted the deep tissue tickle on my girlfriend she moaned and thrusted her hips, humping my hand non stop, until she squirted

by rain man #1 August 22, 2009