Smoking Topaz

An attractive girl or lady in the context of where you are in the world. If you are deployed in Afghanistan then almost any girl is a smoking topaz whereas back at home you wouldn't look at most of them.

Hey look bro that's one smoking topaz over there.

No way man I've seen better looking chimps.
Yeah maybe you haven't been here long enough.

by The-quiet-one January 1, 2011

Tipay

Tipay (teepie) originated from cutipie
Filipino Nickname

HI, my name is Tipay

by Tipay October 4, 2006

Topazed

Verb. Only functions in the past tense.
Adjective.

A direct reference to Edward Cullen's eye color, from the books of Stephanie Meyer.

It means being completely dumbfounded and head-over-heels by an astonishingly attractive man/woman.

Girl: Is that Ryan, the new student?
Boy: Yea, I think so. Why?
Girl: He's in my Spanish class, and I'm his seatmate. I'm completely Topazed by his presence. He is so gorgeous!

by Nomad Kings January 31, 2008

tizazu

A person of great wisdom
Or A person of great wealth

He is a really Tizazu person.

by High_fly February 10, 2019

Sneeze-tipated

Like constipated. But a sneeze.

You know those times when you really really have to sneeze but it just won't work?
Yeah?
That's when you're sneeze-tipated.

by watermelongirl August 16, 2009

Topaz

A cat with beautiful blue eyes but a split personality, similar to that of a bi-polar human being. One minute he or she will be laying on your chest, purring and licking your face. The next minute he or she will be launching at your mouth with intent to kill. Totally crazy and unpredictable.

"Dude, Breanna must be on the rag because she just turned on me like a Topaz."

"Don't mess with Brandy's man. Believe me, she'll go Topaz on you."

by dancer_chick1988 September 5, 2011

TIPADIS

A set up for a joke, playing off the Deez-Nuts format

Me: would you like me help you with the Tipadis?
Friend: With the what?
Me: Tipadis D*ck

by Alleycattlepies January 11, 2021