A middle aged man posing as a straight male and even living with his wife and kids but is secretly a faggot. They are usually stuck with old habits such as 80's music(George Michael), are sporting a skullett and of course a hat to cover the bald spot and are obsessed with Cher and Tammy Wynette, not to mention forcing his daughters to dress up as them as they are growing up, scarring them for life to fulfill his own sick fantacies of wanting to be the one dressed up. Their transportation is usually an old camaro. They kill small animals to fulfill the complete emptiness inside them that will never amount to anything. As they age their lack of hiding the fact that they are a complete homosexual becomes obvious to everyone around them including their scarred adolescent daughter, with 2 and 3 hour phone calls to their boyfrind as the pain pills they are taking masks their ability to hide or ever care who hears them talking about taking loads in the ass and in the mouth but in their eyes, once off their high, are still living the fake life of a straight man.
"Look at that Tinky Winky! His wife didn't wash the dishes right..oh no, he's hosing her down with mustard right in front of his young daughters and sending her away crying into the bedroom."
by karter_619 March 27, 2009
Get the Tinky Winkymug. a super small penis, what i have, makes an acorn penis look absolutely hung, my girlfriend makes me wear panties because of it and i'm totally whipped
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by mattina October 20, 2008
Get the Tinky Winkiemug. It's the ending of the 90's children's show Teletubbies
Referring to the ending of a day with someone you spend the whole day with
Referring to the ending of a day with someone you spend the whole day with
A: Wow what a day, I think you should do this again sometime ..
B:yeah we should
A:alright then see you later
B: Bye bye tinky winky
A:bye bye
B:yeah we should
A:alright then see you later
B: Bye bye tinky winky
A:bye bye
by Bssmaa September 13, 2017
Get the bye bye tinky winkymug. Tinky-Winky La La derived from the Teli-Tubi language. This translates into English as (in a high pitched voice) “I am humping a large whale suckas”
by Claire March 10, 2005
Get the Tinky-Winky La Lamug. girl: can i sing for you?
boy: yea sure
girl: TINKY WINKY DIPSY LAA LAA AND MOTHERFUCKING PO
boy: OMG
boy: you’re amazing
boy: i love you
girl: IT’S A SOLO
boy: yea sure
girl: TINKY WINKY DIPSY LAA LAA AND MOTHERFUCKING PO
boy: OMG
boy: you’re amazing
boy: i love you
girl: IT’S A SOLO
by pem from ssp June 16, 2020
Get the TINKY WINKY DIPSY LAA LAA AND MOTHERFUCKING POmug. by winky tinky April 29, 2024
Get the winky tinkymug. We asked Justin if he was a tinky winky because we saw him stroke his penis to small purple lion dick
by Reread March 7, 2025
Get the Tinky winkymug.