Timmy Slap

When someone ejaculates into their hand and slaps an unsuspecting victim with said hand.

That girl walked in on him jerking it so he Timmy Slapped her!

by BrianHoffplinker December 7, 2012

Timmy Snatcher

A large, white, windowless van frequently found to be ominously parked outside schools, parks and other places of interest for young children.
Often depicted in film to be a haven for thieves, surveillance teams and all villains in general.
A place of residence for hippies, kidnappees, etc.

The suspect in last night's alleged incidences were last seen leaving the scene of the crime in a large, white, windowless van, commonly known as a timmy snatcher.

by Dealer13 March 11, 2010

timmy sunshine

Opposite of Timmy Raincloud. Maryland's finest export to Alabama. Love's cuddles, kisses, puppies, and lollipops.

Not to be confused with Timmy Hangover

"Don't leave the dog outside, Timmy Sunshine might steal her."

"He's not Timmy Sunshine today - he just puked in criminal law class."

by Birmingham June 20, 2007

Timmy Shimmy

A dance comprised of elements from historical and traditional Flamenco, paired with modern Irish Step Dancing techniques. Think Michael Flatley meets Antonio Banderas. The dancer is usually the most desirable European man on the dance-floor, made obvious by an unquenchable desire from the surrounding women to be his "concubine." Can also be used as a verb.

1. "From across the dance-floor, all the women noticed the unbridled passion of the Timmy Shimmy. Many approached to quench their inner fire."
2. "Did you see that?!? He just got Timmy Shimmied" (i.e. A women currently dancing with one man leaves to be with the Lord of the Dance.)

by HeWhoHasBeenSHIMMIED August 31, 2010

Timmy Story

A Short Simple Pointless story

Kid: "One time i went to the mall and had to pee but then i saw a yellow sign that said closed but i went in and peed anyway"

You: wow what a timmy story

Tim: "one time i had a coke but then it tasted funny so i threw it out"

You: wow timmy

by Rob Knockout October 8, 2008

The Timmy Scale

a scale that can determine the drunkness of a person. the scale is from 1-timmy (or your friends name). if the person reaches "timmy" then they are drunk. if they go beyond timmy they become jimmy "or a name that rhymes with your friends name) and if they become blackout piss yourself drunk they turn into steve (or a name that does not match your friends name at all)

justin - dude how drunk was brian last night.

Timmy - on the timmy scale? fuckin steve

by Uncle Brin July 24, 2010

Timmy-style

(adj) (of a woman's body) having a large chest and/or pleasing curves, not skinny,possibly heavy, voluptuous, curvy

That girl over there is Timmy-style .

by crossptch September 28, 2006