Triangle Timeout Syndrome

A disorder that occurs in those who are unable to choose between two people of the opposite sex to date in fear of hurting the one they did not choose. As a result, the person will wait until the opportunity passes on both potential dates and remain single.

Drinker: Man I like both girls and they both like me, but I don't know who to ask out. I don't want to hurt the feelings of either one so I'm not going to bother with it and just stay as an acquaintance.

Bartender: Dude, you got triangle timeout syndrome.

by Konkakonka April 1, 2011

timeout

when your boyfriend tries to punish you for some not humorous words or actions and you turn it into a fun game by repeatedly doing sweet and flirty things to get his attention.

boyfriend: wtf?? two toothbrushes at my place??

girlfriend: um yeah.. about that.. glad i have another one.

boyfriend: i don't remember one toothbrush being okay much less two.

girlfriend: i do believe my shampoo is there as well and i'll be sure to leave a third one next time ;)

boyfriend: timeout

girlfriend: ish-- that means play time :) (let the fun games begin!)

by Princess Jerk Face August 13, 2017

lol timeout

A timeout that one takes to browse for humorous videos/images/jokes.

Preferably during work or school hours.

I just took an lol timeout during that crazy project.

I took an lol timeout during that boring ass lecture.

by gdubc February 4, 2010

Chinese Timeout

After cumming on the girls face, the guy then uses his thumbs to pull the girls eyes laterally to make asian eyes.

The bitch wouldn't shut up so I gave her the chinese timeout!

by IWATCUECIW November 19, 2012

Mexican Timeout

After cumming on the girls face, you cover her ugly cum covered face with a sombrero.

I always keep a sombrero nearby in case I need to give her the mexican timeout.

by IWATCUECIW November 18, 2012

diabetic timeout

a terrible excuse, used by diabetics, when they are losing an argument or being ignored.

Erick: "Diabetic timeout! Diabetic timeout! listen to this story!"
Everyone else: "STFU Erick!"

by waffleznsyrp July 1, 2012

Timeout call

When a ho does a date but dips out during oral

Her timeout call was a welcome relief from her crooked teeth

by Big nut bust February 24, 2021