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Tim Hortons

Tim Hortons is basically the Dublin donuts of Canada but way better. They have breakfast and lunch foods. They have drinks, donuts bagels, and way more. Not your average coffee shop ☕️ best coffe in Canada. Most a Canadians shorten it to timmies.
You want to go get a coffe?
Yeah sure let’s go to Tim Hortons.
by CanadaFax June 8, 2020
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A cup of juice with extra ice so you pay more for less in a plastic cup with a plastic lid but in a paper drink tray to cut back on the use of plastic.
Can I get a peach drink?

“Sure; $1.99”
Hm. How about a Peach Tim Hortons Real Fruit Quencher?
Of course; $7”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 20, 2023
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Tim Hortons Thunderstorm

When an American citizen visits a Canadian Tim Hortons and decides to empty last nights gluttoneous Taco Bell special on a random Tim Hortons bathroom and leaving before being noticed. Ie. think of a wolf marking its territory; in a similar nature. Shit is splattered all over the ceiling ground, and the bathroom looks more dilapidated than an abandoned Greyhound Bus Terminal.
Garrett created a Tim Hortons Thunderstorm in a Tim Hortons near Southwestern Ontario. After completing the act, the employees stared up and down to notice large splatters of poop on the commode, streak marks on the toilet paper, and brown poopy water flowing freely from the clogged up toilet. He left quickly akin to a wolf marking its terroitory with great sleuth.
by MexicanMudpie May 23, 2023
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Frosty Tim Hortons

The act of performing sexual intercourse on a doughnut and splooging on it, hence the frosting
Jordan knew he would not get any action at the party, so he performed a Frosty Tim Hortons out of desperation.
by rectal scrotum June 13, 2007
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Tim Horton

A professional hockey player in the NHL who spent most of his career with the Toronto Maple Leafs, also played for the Pittsburgh Penguins, the New York Rangers and the Buffalo Sabres until his untimely demise in a car accident in February of 1974 at the age of 44.
He was also the founder of the hugely successful Tim Hortons donut and coffee chain.
I bet a lot of people have no idea who Tim Horton was.
by nighthawk4u October 23, 2007
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Tim Horton's

The best place to get donuts, coffee, and hot chocolate in North America. Contrary to popular belief, we do have them in America (especially the Buffalo area). Serves the holes from donuts as 'Tim Bits.'
Let's go get hot chocolate from Tim Horton's.
by BuffaloGuy November 1, 2013
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Tim Horton's

Canadian coffee and doughnut franchise named after the hockey player. Now a multimillion dollar business, and a staple of Canadian culture.

The coffee has a distinct flavour, which keeps customers coming back. There is an urban legend that Tim's puts nicotine in the coffee, but this has been debunked. Also known for their timbits which are cheap bite sized donuts.
Bob : Hey hoser, let's go get some Tim Horton's before we go to the hockey game.

Doug : I can't, eh? I have to take the dogsled in for repairs.
by dude, where's my bagel? August 24, 2005
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