Titness center

A place where people only work out their chest area.

It makes sense that they only have bench press machines at the titness center.

by Chaser Matrix June 26, 2021

Her Thighness

Title of New York state's socialist female senator, Her Royal Thighness, Senator Hillary "Rotten" Clinton, aka Shrillary.

Bow down before the thrown of Queen Hillary, Her Thighness.

by zopher82 March 31, 2008

tightass

1. (noun) Someone who isn't open to understanding anything they don't want to understand; they're closed-minded people and they will judge anything they can't identify with. Ironic part is that other people will say, "what's up that guy's ass?". This might imply that they have a loose ass.

2. (also noun) Someone who many would see as too careful with their money. Being thrifty or cheap.

1. Movie: Coupe de Ville (1990)

Marvin (drill sergeant in the Air Force): "So you think I'm a tight ass huh?"
Bobby egging him on: "Oh I know you're a tightass, everyone knows you're a tightass."

2. "We went to the movies and the dickhead said he forgot his wallet, so I paid for all his shit. The next day, I find out his wallet was in his coat pocket the whole time and he's a surgeon with no family."

by Duffman5 February 11, 2013

tightass

Use as a substitution for serious.

Nigel is tightass.
This is a tightass situation.

by lig April 13, 2006

forehead tightner

how your forehead feels tight after u smoke weed because you keep raising your eyebrows.

hey man u want a lil forehead tightner

by freakpinhead March 15, 2009

tightass

a person reluctant to share any of there money with a friend

Larry was such a tightass. He wouldn't even buy Ryan a slice of Mesa pizza.

by clifford sr. June 15, 2010

Tiftness

Giving zero fucks about any consequence. Extremely sketchy or risky. A person that has Tiftness is like a person with a lot of balls.

Thomas has more Tiftness than anyone in the whole fucking world!!

by Thomas_Omara November 8, 2015