Girl: Who would win if Charlie Sheen got in a fight with Chuck Norris?
Me: EASY... Charlie Sheen!
Girl: Hows that easy? Chuck can smash through 10 bricks!
Me: Well lets see, Charlie Sheen stopped the Cold War, threw 102 mph fastball, is dating a pornstar, and gets 1 Million Twitter followers in ONE DAY... For god sakes, Hes got TIGERBLOOD!!!... No more dumb questions.
Me: EASY... Charlie Sheen!
Girl: Hows that easy? Chuck can smash through 10 bricks!
Me: Well lets see, Charlie Sheen stopped the Cold War, threw 102 mph fastball, is dating a pornstar, and gets 1 Million Twitter followers in ONE DAY... For god sakes, Hes got TIGERBLOOD!!!... No more dumb questions.
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