Tidley

(Also can be used as 'Tidley Wink') A replacement for any word that you have no desire to say for one reason or another or a replacement for a word that you can't think of at the moment. Also helpful when wanting to replace a dirty or cuss word in front of an audience that does not accept words of that category.

What the crap was Mr. Hunt thinking today in science class, he was acting like a freaking Tidley!

Yo bro, me and some of the guys are going to go Tidley it up with Jeff's mom, you down?

Son of a Tidley Winking Tidley! Some people need to Tidley their own Tidley Winks before I Tidley in their freaking mouth.

by Mac Daddy Fro October 21, 2011

Tied to the quay

When you need to go somewhere by foot, But you fear the impending doom of facaes so you are somewhat nervous about setting off on your journey as mud may strike mid way

"I cant be arsed to drive up town for a pint, Lets walk"
"Sorry, But after lunchtimes boiled egg madras im afraid im tied to the quay"

by Serial Blanker December 10, 2012

Pussy tied

When you try to break up with a girl but the pussy just ties you in.

Yo man, Brian just tried to break up with his girl but he is pussy tied and just ended up fucking her

by geoisdahood October 1, 2016

tongue tied

tongue tied is when someone you like is talking and you're so flustered that you don't dare utter a word.

crush: talking
you: tongue tied

by by milflover69 June 9, 2021

drippy tiddler

The consequence of having a weak willy. The condition which leads to damp patches at inopportune moments.

If it weren't for my drippy tiddler I'd wear beige trousers more often.

by chris wheelie April 28, 2005

it's only queer if you're tied to the pier

Derivation: U.S. Navy slang. An entreaty used by a desperately horny male sailor to get another male sailor to engage in clandestine sexual activity for the purpose of mutual release. Based on the theory that when two guys on a ship with no access to females have sex, they are not gay, but just helping out a shipmate.

HT2 Betz: "Dude, if you jack me off, I'll jack you off."
AO2 Griffin: "No, way, man! That's gay!"
HT2 Betz: "We've been at sea for three months, and we won't see Pearl for another three. I'm just saying help a shipmate out. After all, it's only queer if you're tied to the pier."
AO2 Griffin: "Yeah, I guess you're right. We could go to the chain locker..."

by redwoodempiredev June 24, 2008

fit to be tied

very angry, furious

My teacher was fit to be tied when my classmate said She didn't know the answer.

by The Return of Light Joker October 29, 2008